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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. McSmallstuff

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    Valued for their natural knit cap head feathers, hipster poaching always increases in the late fall months.
     
  2. Yukon Cornelius

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    SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh...............I'm hunting hipstews.
     
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    The demand for hipster beard sweaters goes up exponentially during New York's arctic winters.
     
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    "I can't help but feel like we're stuck in a 'bear trap' of a perpetuated normative social structures seeking to squash our individualistic expression."
     
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    Ethan wasn't sure to call it a trap of societal expectations or the futility of changing the system, but one thing became certain in his mind before he bled out; that metal had NOT been made in an environmentally friendly way.
     
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    The trap was an utter failure until we decided to leave the thrift store price tags on the cameras...
     
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    Unfortunately, the officially sanctioned New York City Hipster Trap removed the arms of several homeless people. As no one could tell the difference, the trap will continue as planned.
     
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    A wild hipster warily approaches another hipsters nesting.
     
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    The film camera might be my favorite part of the trap.
     
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    Has that bear trap been used on any farm raised bears? I only submit to free-range bear traps.