Valued for their natural knit cap head feathers, hipster poaching always increases in the late fall months.
"I can't help but feel like we're stuck in a 'bear trap' of a perpetuated normative social structures seeking to squash our individualistic expression."
Ethan wasn't sure to call it a trap of societal expectations or the futility of changing the system, but one thing became certain in his mind before he bled out; that metal had NOT been made in an environmentally friendly way.
The trap was an utter failure until we decided to leave the thrift store price tags on the cameras...
Unfortunately, the officially sanctioned New York City Hipster Trap removed the arms of several homeless people. As no one could tell the difference, the trap will continue as planned.