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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 17, 2011.

  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Random google image search rendered this. Ummm......yeah, have fun with it.
     
  2. DrFrylock

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    1. SAY HELLO TO MY LEETLE FRIEND!
    2. I see now that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
     
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    Would you like to taste my churro
     
  4. LessTalk MoreStab

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    And everyone wonders what kind of porn Shegirl was aiming for when she found this.
     
  5. Jimmy James

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    Chavez and Castro show how big of a dick they really are.
     
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    Doctor: So, let's say you're laying in bed sleeping and the psycho whore beast of a wife decides to get revenge on you, cut your penis off, and throw it in a field while driving down the highway. You can now protect your assets with our revolutionary idea.

    OR

    Mattel unveils Ken: The Midlife Crisis Years (now with detachable parts)
     
  7. BL1Y

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    Member of Seal Team Six posing with a dying bin Laden.
     
  8. MoreCowbell

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    In communism, the dildo fucks you!
     
  9. shegirl

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    I image googled "cigar shaped dildos" to add to the cigar thread and that showed up. Doesn't make it any more clear as to why, I know.
     
  10. MoreCowbell

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    "...like I do every morning, and..."
     
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    "Senoritas, does your comrade have a 'missile crisis' going on south of the border?"
     
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    "This is 'planking', right?"
     
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    No need to get hard to fuck your people anymore! Knock yourself out buddy!
     
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    The annual convention for Southern Presidents Not Installed By The C.I.A. once again had a full turnout this year.
     
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    Hugo and Fidel, the two separate candles symbolize your separate lives, separate families and separate sets of friends. Please light the candles and that together you light the center candle. The individual candles represent your lives before today. Lighting the center candle represents that your two lives are now joined to one light.
     
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    Say what you will but those two could do more to your lawn with that broken rake than you could with an entire Home Depot at your disposal.
     
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    "We accept the challenge! We shall mow Natty's lawn with THIS!"