In an effort to be more like Diddy, Justin Bieber introduces the world to his new alter-ego; Jelly P Butter
"Mr. Wayne, why are all your Bat-suits made out of what looks like Latex? And why do you have a hose right by the secret entrance to the Batcave?" "Well, Alfred, funny story..."
*raises hand* It's the best part. My caption: Harvey Dent struggled with duality long before he turned into Two-Face.