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Caption Contest

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by hamshackler, May 4, 2011.

  1. hamshackler

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    I know we've already had a gay soccer caption contest, but I just had to share this picture.

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    The caption that SkySports.com gave it:
    United are hoping to avoid any untimely slip-ups against Schalke.


    Oddly, it kinda fits....
     
  2. DrFrylock

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    Jesus. I am going to set up a separate subforum for all the unintentionally homoerotic caption contests that we run here.

    Here goes:

    Guy on Left: What'd you do this weekend?
    Guy on Right: Went to see the Jeff Dunham show.
    Guy on Left: Oh, really, what was that like?
     
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    Guy on the rightWow, you weren't kidding when you said the texture of your shorts was amazing.
    Guy on the leftWell, I wouldn't lie to you 10 times in a row.
     
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    "He is really sticking it to the offense today!"
     
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    Guy in Blue Your butt feels really tight
    Guy in Red Thanks. I workout really hard. This picture will look good in a caption contest that won't go anywhere.
     
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    New soccer violation: One more Yellow Fist and #7 will be ejected from the game.
     
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    "Two guys playing soccer in a randomly timed picture that will soon be construed as homosexual behavior by dozens of internet users who will try to caption it as such (most, if not all of them, failing to be funny...this one included)."
     
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    "Tag! You're it!"

    Sorry, that picture is just too easy for gay jokes.
     
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    Only 4 more months until football season.
     
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    Finally, Jason Lee is able to pursue his two greatest passions in life at the same time: Soccer and that sweet, sweet Asian ass!
     
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    Hand Ball
     
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    While soccer's infamous Blue team suffered a devastating 1-0 loss to Red yesterday, they still managed to win the customary half time game of grab ass.
     
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    He wasn't grabbing his ass... he was staring at his ball movement.
     
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    Much to Park's dismay, Raul still hasn't realized he's not the goalkeeper.
     
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    Annnnnnd, if I wiggle my thumb a little his arm sticks out. Sweet! You really CAN use people like sock puppets!"
     
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    Enrique was starting to think his professional soccer aspirations were beginning to interfere with his protology practice.
     
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