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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Feb 9, 2011.

  1. Psychodyne

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    "Ya know, I can't remember where, but somewhere I read a dude's rave about shaving his butthole. Ever thought about doing something like that? Because from my current vantage point...I could appreciate that sort of manscaping. Just sayin'."
     
  2. shegirl

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    You can't do this to me! I'm friends with Milly! Stop it!
     
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    What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
     
  4. Natty

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    "Son, I want you to be the best Greco-Roman wrestler on the planet. We both know that's not going to happen. Eat my asshole."
     
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    My body says no, but my heart says yes.
     
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    Ben Rothlisberger meets with his dating coach to refine some techniques.
     
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    "Who...does...number 2...work for?!"
     
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    *rapping* "Hey Kobe? How my ass taste?"
     
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    That was the day that William Grundlemunch's deepest, most irrational fear was realized...
     
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    Someone explain to me again the difference between porn and prostitution.
     
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    I'm gonna go ahead and show you where the sun don't shine.
     
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    "Grasshopper, as quickly as you can, snatch the prairie dog with your teeth. Only then shall you be set free."
     
  13. LessTalk MoreStab

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    So that's where I left my moustache.