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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dmix3, Jul 13, 2010.
They make take our lives, but they'll never take.....OUR SCROTUMS!!!!!!!!
"Eric, honey, if I find pictures of you on the internet without the safety tip on, I'm taking that sword back!"
Oh, how do I look gay? Let me count the ways:
Bad dragon tattoos? double check
Long sword in 1 hand and pork sword in the other? check AND check
(The jock strap and the goatee and not inherently gay, but they ain't helping.)
And finally, the coup de grace...the straight from corner gas station parking lot wolf in the snow blanket hung for show.
Actual cod in my codpiece? Check.
I'll let you guess which one of these swords is for live role playing ladies.
"I'd fuck me."
How many socks does it take to make a handful?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?!?!?!
"Your right Mom! All the ladies on E-Harmony will love this photo."
Arnold prepares to reprise his role as Conan The Barbarian.
Think this guy is weird? Imagine the person who took this photo.
"Thoth guyth in the guild are tho wrong...I'm gonna be badath!"
My sweet sword combined with my wolf tapestry will attract way more ladies than that bullshit wolf shirt.
"Of all my poses, none other can accentuate the full awesomeness of my dragon tattoo."
"Choose your weapon."
"The Excalibur Home Circumcision Kit. Are YOU man enough?"
"The Pen-is mightier than the sword"
Or simply "The Penis Mightier"
Sword in the Bone.
I was going to wear my wolf t-shirt in this photograph, but my lawyer told me that making the internet explode with my awesomeness was an ill-advised maneuver.
It's imperative that phase II of my plan to encounter zero obstacles.
In the same vain as the newest ad campain for Old Spice with "The Man":
Now I'm a Man with a big sword standing infront of a wolf blanket fondling myself.