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Caption Contest

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dmix3, Jul 13, 2010.

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  1. Dmix3

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    They make take our lives, but they'll never take.....OUR SCROTUMS!!!!!!!!
     
    #1 Dmix3, Jul 13, 2010
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    "Eric, honey, if I find pictures of you on the internet without the safety tip on, I'm taking that sword back!"
     
    #2 Decatur Dave, Jul 13, 2010
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    Oh, how do I look gay? Let me count the ways:

    Do-rag? check

    Bad dragon tattoos? double check

    Long sword in 1 hand and pork sword in the other? check AND check

    (The jock strap and the goatee and not inherently gay, but they ain't helping.)

    And finally, the coup de grace...the straight from corner gas station parking lot wolf in the snow blanket hung for show.
     
    #3 Gator, Jul 13, 2010
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    Actual cod in my codpiece? Check.
     
    #4 Disgustipated, Jul 13, 2010
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    I'll let you guess which one of these swords is for live role playing ladies.
     
    #5 toddus, Jul 13, 2010
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    "I'd fuck me."
     
    #6 ssycko, Jul 13, 2010
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    How many socks does it take to make a handful?
     
    #7 Sleeves, Jul 13, 2010
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    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?!?!?!
     
    #8 Luke 217, Jul 13, 2010
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    "Your right Mom! All the ladies on E-Harmony will love this photo."
     
    #9 Judas, Jul 13, 2010
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    Arnold prepares to reprise his role as Conan The Barbarian.
     
    #10 Thorgouge, Jul 13, 2010
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    Think this guy is weird? Imagine the person who took this photo.
     
    #11 Gravitas, Jul 13, 2010
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    "Thoth guyth in the guild are tho wrong...I'm gonna be badath!"
     
    #12 gtg2k, Jul 13, 2010
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    My sweet sword combined with my wolf tapestry will attract way more ladies than that bullshit wolf shirt.
     
    #13 cynismus, Jul 13, 2010
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    "Of all my poses, none other can accentuate the full awesomeness of my dragon tattoo."
     
    #14 BrotherNumberOne, Jul 13, 2010
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    "Choose your weapon."
     
    #15 TheQuilkyWay, Jul 13, 2010
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    "The Excalibur Home Circumcision Kit. Are YOU man enough?"
     
    #16 lust4life, Jul 13, 2010
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    "The Pen-is mightier than the sword"

    Or simply "The Penis Mightier"
     
    #17 Durej, Jul 13, 2010
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    Sword in the Bone.
     
    #18 Natty, Jul 13, 2010
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    I was going to wear my wolf t-shirt in this photograph, but my lawyer told me that making the internet explode with my awesomeness was an ill-advised maneuver.

    It's imperative that phase II of my plan to encounter zero obstacles.
     
    #19 Natty, Jul 13, 2010
  20. shegirl

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    In the same vain as the newest ad campain for Old Spice with "The Man":

    Now I'm a Man with a big sword standing infront of a wolf blanket fondling myself.
     
    #20 shegirl, Jul 13, 2010
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