See! It worked! I got a girl IN THE ROOM! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Soon, very soon, she'll be looking at my tiny penis! If only I could grow a mustache to twiddle...
Although I argue the necessity of the mind altering drugs, Japan is really making breakthroughs in non-intrusive abortion technology. Soon, giving birth to a baby girl will be a thing of the past in Japan.
- If you had to save a loved one from receiving a colostomy bag, how would you do it? - Japan boldly takes the Star Trek franchise to new heights. BEM MMEH UPS SCOTCHTEE!
How well do you know Japan? Does the yellow creature in the photograph have a tail? If you answered yes, you may wish to learn more about Japan.
"PinkCandy then asked the offender if he had any sexual practices that other people might not understand."
Tonight on Asian Mythbusters... We find out which came first, the chicken or the egg? Will playing records backwards summon Satan? Can you be like Adam and Eve and not have a belly button?
As is always the case with Japan, the guy in the weird yellow costume is, once again, the most normal thing going on in the room.
The yellow "thing" is what happens when the best robotics research happens in the same country as all tentacle rape porn is made.
Besides this, my only other sexual fantasy is the one where I'm getting peed on by eleven chupacabras (it has to be eleven, no more, no less) while Lance Bass is licking the left front tire of a '98 Volkswagen Jetta and jerking off into a argyle sock while the entire Boston Philharmonic is in the backround riding excercise bikes and performing the Hawaii Five-O theme backwards. What?
Suki knew her MMF threesome might be more than she bargained for when Hiroki and Toda asked if she liked furries and navel stimulation.