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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ghettoastronaut, Nov 30, 2010.

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    Alas, but for the the wedding band on the cop's left hand, he'd have hit that like an insubordinate wife.
     
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    "I sure hope the guys dont find out about this...."
     
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    Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Operation Allord's House
     
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    Gross! What is she, like a size 12?!

    (WDT reference)
     
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    Mexican drug cartels implement their most fiendish tactics yet.

    or

    Jorge knew where the drugs were hidden, but couldn't bear the thought of searching Carmen Miranda Anejo.
     
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    Ask any PUA - it's called "peacocking," and it gets you laid, dude.
     
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    Clothes by Banksy.
     
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    As the new man on the force Carlos was tasked with doing all the cavity searches.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Lady Gaga 20 years from now.
     
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    Roberto suddenly recognized the person in front of him. He realized he could never eat another Chiquita Banana again.

    Spring Break Rio '04.
     
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    Defense Secretary Robert Gates considers issuing Don't Ask Don't Tell policy to protect desperate heterosexual soldiers.
     
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    Hooker: Ramirez, you can frag and clear my back door any time you want...
     
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    Private Ramirez, upon investigation, found that the reports of a flaming wreck were accurate albeit misleading.
     
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    After watching a cartoon featuring Bugs Bunny vs. Elmer Fudd, Reynaldo came up with a brilliant plan.
     
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    "Nice talking to you, mom."
     
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    Amy Winehouse...Now.

    Or, another in that vein -

    Wait a second, I thought she had emphysema?
     
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    The tranny from Ipanema.
     
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    Desperate to return to normalcy, mayor Nagen decides to hold Mardi-Gras just months after Katrina......as long as certain "precautions" are taken.
     
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    Carlos asked her to prove she was Brazilian. He did not appreciate her response.