With new ambassador Michael Vick taking a hands on role the President's fitness challenge is now arguably tougher than ever.
"Fluffy, ifn' ya don't catcha no dinna, you a gonna be dinna" "get thata one right there, it comes with dessert"
Upset with her daughters progress toward the 2020 Olympic sprint gold medal, Claudine decides to employ a radical new training regime.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this picture is too great to need a caption. All I can imagine is a "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP" sound coming out of the little girl.
How did you get this Top Secret photo of the US's new training program for Caucasian future Olympians?
"I NEED YEW TO BAG ME A RICH ONE CLAUDINE-ANN-MARIE, THEM THERE TWINKIES AIN'T GONNA BUY THEMSELVES, NOW YOU LOSE THAT BELLY FAT AFORE BUSTER RIPS IT STRAIGHT OUTTA YEW!"
"Mable dang it! I told you to stop pinchin Rex's grapes! It's ok to do to your brother Billy Joe but not Rex! Gosh dang it!"