New York can complain about their rats all they want, I'd rather deal with them than Miami's giant, flaming, ecstasy rolling club kid rats... talk about a pest problem.
Crazy Aussies...they're starting to become worse than the Japanese *noticed that the kangaroo guys don't have shadows, no one is looking at them, and the seem to be floating above the ground...I'm guessing it's a fake picture.
You'd be wrong, possibly. I saw these guys, well not these specific guys, but irritating homos dressed similar doing the same thing in Miami not too long ago. They are wearing those contraptions that amputees who still run wear and they are in mid jump. Focus "We have been sent here by our Dark Marsupialian Overlord to rid this fine beach of any attractive females. That bitch behind us is next."
Roger and Phil had a great time that day, unfortunately the night ended quite violently when they got drunk broke into the Australian Zoo and ended up in a cage with four male Kangaroo's.
Up jumped two boomers with sunnies on their top paddocks, They offered a zack to the corker slantee, And they sang as they made her the tucker in their root sanger, "You'll go a-waltzing matilda with me!"