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Caption Contest: Try to Relax

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dr. Gonzo Esquire, Nov 11, 2010.

  1. Dr. Gonzo Esquire

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    "Maybe next time you'll think twice before refusing a backscatter x-ray."
     
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    Don't feed the trolls.

    But please feel free to express their anal glands all you like.
     
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    It's not a foul if you find a polyp.

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    I'll show you a Chilean miner.
     
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    Male privilege my ass.
     
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    One of the better perks that come with wearing the "captain" armband.
     
  7. Nettdata

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    Not so much a "captain armband" as a "high water mark".
     
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    He's going to be really angry when he finds out that guy's only the nurse.
     
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    Jeff Dunham dropped acid for the first time, and, well...the rest is history.
     
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    His English being a little basic, Enrique didn't quite grasp the concept of "hand ball".
     
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    It's soccer. He's probably faking.
     
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    It's still a more sensible way of breaking a tie game than penalty kicks.
     
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    Male anal fisting in soccer? Hell, this doesn't surprise me in the least...
     
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    Reason #3,454,871 why soccer is incredibly gay.
     
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    Captain Philipe, Known alternately as "The Puppet Master" by his friends, and "The Anal Anarchist" by his enemies, pictured here demonstrating his "Kidney exorcism maneuver" on a man suffering from demonic possession of the excretory system to the cheers of thousands.
     
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    Red Flag!
     
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    It's the dreaded "Rear Admiral".
     
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    Captain: "GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!"
     
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    I know I left my watch around her somewhere.
     
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    Chater performs the 2nd worst part of the "so you want to be a TiB mod" physical.