Korgoth1982 told the police he was only dueling after killing his wife. Dragonmancer1979 gorges himself on Doritos not to snack, but to replenish his life bar for his next epic conquest. I bet he has a "Save and Exit" button taped to his bedroom wall. DarkLord1985 wonders why he can't unlock everything with just one key.
So much material here... KingArthur1984 wonders how many experience points he lost after his second heart attack due to high cholesterol. Eragon1987 and his girlfriend worked on growing thick fleshy husks for the extra defense points they thought it would provide. Feragorn2010 decided to move to the warrior class after he was arrested for running around with a staff in the park and throwing ice cubes at people.