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Caption Contest (semi-NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by WickedBitch, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. WickedBitch

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    Yoinked from Dlisted. We can do better.

     

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    Jim and Terri's Christmas cards were a little oversharing this year.
     
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    The Jones' WoW-themed engagement photo shoot was catered by In-N-Out.
     
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    There were reports of earthquakes around Little Rock today in the news, but the locals said it was Buford and Jennie-May doing their spring cleaning...
     
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    Conjoined Twins Marcus and Matthew moments before Marcus attempted a self-separation procedure.
     
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    - That is not a fair price, she is worth her weight in gold.
     
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    "Nothing can kill the Grimace."
     
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    I with my sword!
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    Lord of the Fatties: Fellowship of the Gunt
     
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    Chastity Bono tries again to prove her manhood.
     
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    I'm sure this is not what Tom Vision envisioned when he listed 'shoots nudes' in his advertisement in the daily paper.
     
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    You're gonna need to find another bridge to live under, this one here's taken.
     
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    "I shall save you Boner Killer!"
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    "This is how I slice my butter. . . and since I can't find my penis I use this to pleasure her as well."
     
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    This summer Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas are back in Romancing the Stone or Jewel or Whatever.
     
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    You can't have her. I'm going to eat all of her by myself.