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Caption Contest: Reified

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Nov 7, 2011.

  1. DrFrylock

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    "By the power of Cthulhu and the great Old Ones, I will my mother's hand to be welded to Mike Holmes'. I WILL IT! IA! IA! CTHULHU F'THAGN!!!"
     

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  2. Omegaham

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    I have waited many years for this day. Mike Holmes... he killed my father. REVENGE WILL BE MINE!
     
  3. rei

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    "one day I will be in an internet caption contest"
     
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    "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY MOMMY!"
     
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    Judging by their reactions, the children knew from the first that "Mr. Mike" would be cuckolding dear old Dad.
     
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    Rei's Mom took one look at her Swatch Watch and knew it was time to remodel.
     
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    How much for the little girls?
     
  9. Gator

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    And while Mike and his mom exchanged pleasantries, Rei's little sister took the opportunity to check out the only tool NOT on Mike's toolbelt.
     
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    "Fix the floor and you can have the kids. yes, including the big, sullen one."
     
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    Father and daughter stand by helplessly as Mike Holmes prepares to nail Mom.
     
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    please don't find the dead cats I put in the walls...please don't find the dead cats I put in the walls...please don't find the dead cats I put in the walls...
     
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    Why are you and your sister both staring at his cock?
     
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    "In this important historical record, you can clearly see the origin of BC Woods' Dunce Upon A Time blog reflected in his sullen glare."
     
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    "Um, ma'am, I know your letter said you wanted your 'pipes cleaned', 'drain snaked', 'bush trimmed' and something about a 'shaft being penetrated'; and we can accommodate that request; as long as you understand it'll take 2 weeks.

    And 37 guys.

    And we'll film it.

    You supply the materials."
     
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    KILLED his father? Fuck, he LOOKS like his father.
     
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    Marsha agrees to trade her handicapped son for a sack of magic beans.
     
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    Mrs Marsh is relieved the neighbour agreed to not press charges after her son was caught molesting his cat again. Once more the careful application of a blowjob coming to the rescue.
     

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