Meanwhile, several miles north at the Georgia border, the rest of the US frantically uses a huge saw to cut Florida loose to float away into the Carribean...
Heh. I repped shegirl when she originally posted this thing that I'd be willing to bet my name came up if it made it to the board. It took 5 whole posts. Y'all are too predictable.
He doesn't plan to drink the whole case of beer, he just bought that much in case his skin ignites and he needs to put out the flames.
Ever the starfucker, Carl jumped at the chance to have his photo taken with America's newest Idol, Cheeto.
Someone should tell the ginger he can't get a soul by drinking beer and cheering for a shitty sports team.