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Caption Contest, R2?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Mar 29, 2010.

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  1. Dcc001

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    What the Ewoks look like if they go bald.
     
    #1 Dcc001, Mar 29, 2010
  2. toddus

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    Any mother fucker move on up to the Eastside can go round thankin he a big shot who made it, bitch please. Get yo self a mother fucking R2D2 butler then come round here talking shit.
     
    #2 toddus, Mar 29, 2010
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    Its R2's Drunk disappointment of a cousin. R420
     
    #3 Sicnevol, Mar 29, 2010
  4. toddus

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    The invitation to Lando Calrissian's birthday party reading semi-casual-formal, R2D2 opted for the timeless tuxedo t-shirt because it says he is formal, but also knows how to party.
     
    #4 toddus, Mar 29, 2010
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    I just like the fact that the kids are all black and the dude with the porn-stache isn't.
     
    #5 shegirl, Mar 29, 2010
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    They told them it was R2D2, but the kids knew they got the ghetto version.
     
    #6 zyron, Mar 29, 2010
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    So, they dressed up a deep fryer as an R2 unit.
     
    #7 ghettoastronaut, Mar 29, 2010
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    Nigga pleez! I said DO the robot, not bring the muthafucka!
     
    #8 breakylegg, Mar 29, 2010
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    Joe Jackson's initial attempt at stardom for his family was ill-fated from the start, as R2D2 proved to be an incompetent dancer.
     
    #9 cynismus, Mar 29, 2010
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    Domo Arigato Inner City Roboto.
     
    #10 Luke 217, Mar 29, 2010
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    Bill Gates' first attempt at reparations did not go over as well as he had originally thought.
     
    #11 TheQuilkyWay, Mar 29, 2010
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    What does a black kid get for his birthday?


    Your astromech droid.
     
    #12 MoreCowbell, Mar 29, 2010
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    R2 expected a surprise dinner party for his birthday. The Negros threw him for a loop.
     
    #13 RCGT, Mar 29, 2010
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    R2 quietly seethed to himself, "Wait until we get our own emancipation proclamation, then you'll know what it feels like..."
     
    #14 Disgustipated, Mar 30, 2010
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    If I had a house midget, I too would make him dress up as R2D2 and serve me beer and food.
     
    #15 SaintBastard, Mar 30, 2010
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    I pity the fool thinking only Rocky Balboa can give robots to his family.
     
    #16 BL1Y, Mar 30, 2010
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    I am just glad to see Gary Coleman working again in whatever capacity.
     
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    "Who be puttin' they Kools out on my robot?"

    "You see, the robot doesn't have insurance, so the judge forces him to be their butler..."
     
    #18 Dynamite Harry, Mar 30, 2010
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    Those huge layoffs in Detroit are making the factory robots have to seek out extra income for their families...
     
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    You'd just have to keep your expensive shit up high. Midgets steal shit.
     
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