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Caption Contest, prom in the spring time

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, May 3, 2010.

  1. Crown Royal

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    While the cops were distracted with the driver, Twilight Guy managed to slip away with the goods.
     
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    Josh proudly poses for pictures with his lifemate, Kit Chenaid, after he rescued "her" from the out of control UPS truck.
     
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    If it weren't for UPS, Jimmy wouldn't have had his pants hemmed in time for photos. Thanks, UPS!
     
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    Jimmy's plan to ask out his prom date had completed its first phase. After hijacking a delivery truck and stealing a crucial item, his first message, "sew will you go to prom with me?" was in the bag. Next stop: Allegheny trainyard. After setting two trains on a collision course, his second message "I choo-choo-choose you" could be revealed in the glorious fires and twisted metal that followed.
     
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    With little options left Louisiana officials have decided to sacrifice a virgin to the Gulf of Mexico in an attempt to quell oil flow.
     
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    Billy's rebellious last-ditched effort video e-vite to win the heart of Penny, President of the Kettle County Alternative H.S. Knitting Club: "I really hope you will be my date to Prom. It would make me SEW happy! U Pretty Sweetheart!"
     
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    I'm takin' out the UPS man's daughter to prom. He over reacted a little when I informed him that I was going to sew her asshole shut and keep feedin' her, and FEEDIN' her, and FEEDIN' HER!!
     
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    As the curiously over dressed thief gets away with the goods, local authorities draw straws to see who has to chase after him.