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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, May 3, 2010.
While the cops were distracted with the driver, Twilight Guy managed to slip away with the goods.
Josh proudly poses for pictures with his lifemate, Kit Chenaid, after he rescued "her" from the out of control UPS truck.
If it weren't for UPS, Jimmy wouldn't have had his pants hemmed in time for photos. Thanks, UPS!
Jimmy's plan to ask out his prom date had completed its first phase. After hijacking a delivery truck and stealing a crucial item, his first message, "sew will you go to prom with me?" was in the bag. Next stop: Allegheny trainyard. After setting two trains on a collision course, his second message "I choo-choo-choose you" could be revealed in the glorious fires and twisted metal that followed.
With little options left Louisiana officials have decided to sacrifice a virgin to the Gulf of Mexico in an attempt to quell oil flow.
Billy's rebellious last-ditched effort video e-vite to win the heart of Penny, President of the Kettle County Alternative H.S. Knitting Club: "I really hope you will be my date to Prom. It would make me SEW happy! U Pretty Sweetheart!"
I'm takin' out the UPS man's daughter to prom. He over reacted a little when I informed him that I was going to sew her asshole shut and keep feedin' her, and FEEDIN' her, and FEEDIN' HER!!
As the curiously over dressed thief gets away with the goods, local authorities draw straws to see who has to chase after him.