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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Aug 14, 2010.
Sorry - the first attempt showed on my computer and no one else's.
It'll take more than sex and the internet to distract you from Mike Tyson's creepy gaze.
Maybe that guy is this guy from the clip and he wants a fond remembrance of Mike Tyson in fact turning him gay
Done and done. It'd work better if we had a more recognizable logo, though. Logo contest?
Dell sucks the joy out of everything.
"Baby, I'm gonna fuck you into Bolivia."
Upon first hearing of Apple's new I-Pussy (willing, non-organic female with laptop for a head), Jeffery had been appalled....
When blogging goes too far.
Just wait a minute for YouJizz to load. I got to try that position Lela Star was in during Naughty Latin Nymphos #43.
This is not a submission to the caption contest, but topical: I've genuinely suggested to a girlfriend that we have sex doggy-style with my laptop on her back.
It wasn't so much that I felt like it would make the sex better, as much as I thought it would make web browsing more interesting.
Uh, she refused.
Hold your breath two more seconds, I'm trying for post #600
Where the hell is the Ask a guy who only does missionary thread?
"One sec, need to post in the advice board."
Agreed. This one's a pile of crap. Looks like some hack whipped it together in 5 mins. Oh wait...
Hey, I gave it my best shot.
Well that's one way to fix a butterface.
ATTN Tyler, Jeffy, Tim! What do I do?! Blueprint and Eckhart Tolle did not prepare me for this moment!
No I don't got no condoms but I did just download Norton Anti-virus... we're good o go baby.
Someone on this damn board should know what to do if you mix up superglue with lube.
"Yeah, baby! I'm gonna pull out and google all over your face..."