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Caption Contest: Multitasking (Take Two)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Aug 14, 2010.

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  1. Dcc001

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    Sorry - the first attempt showed on my computer and no one else's.

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    #1 Dcc001, Aug 14, 2010
  2. BL1Y

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    It'll take more than sex and the internet to distract you from Mike Tyson's creepy gaze.
     
    #2 BL1Y, Aug 16, 2010
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    Maybe that guy is this guy from the clip and he wants a fond remembrance of Mike Tyson in fact turning him gay

     
    #3 Dmix3, Aug 16, 2010
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    Done and done. It'd work better if we had a more recognizable logo, though. Logo contest?
     

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    #4 ssycko, Aug 16, 2010
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    Dell sucks the joy out of everything.
     
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    "Baby, I'm gonna fuck you into Bolivia."
     
    #6 CharlesJohnson, Aug 16, 2010
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    Upon first hearing of Apple's new I-Pussy (willing, non-organic female with laptop for a head), Jeffery had been appalled....
     
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    When blogging goes too far.
     
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    Just wait a minute for YouJizz to load. I got to try that position Lela Star was in during Naughty Latin Nymphos #43.
     
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    This is not a submission to the caption contest, but topical: I've genuinely suggested to a girlfriend that we have sex doggy-style with my laptop on her back.

    It wasn't so much that I felt like it would make the sex better, as much as I thought it would make web browsing more interesting.


    Uh, she refused.
     
    #10 Harry Coolahan, Aug 16, 2010
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    Hold your breath two more seconds, I'm trying for post #600
     
    #11 Misanthropic, Aug 16, 2010
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    Where the hell is the Ask a guy who only does missionary thread?
     
    #12 dewercs, Aug 16, 2010
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    "One sec, need to post in the advice board."
     
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    Agreed. This one's a pile of crap. Looks like some hack whipped it together in 5 mins. Oh wait...
     
    #14 Vanilla, Aug 16, 2010
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    Hey, I gave it my best shot.
     
    #15 Rob4Broncos, Aug 16, 2010
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    Well that's one way to fix a butterface.
     
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    ATTN Tyler, Jeffy, Tim! What do I do?! Blueprint and Eckhart Tolle did not prepare me for this moment!
     
    #17 BL1Y, Aug 16, 2010
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