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Caption Contest, McDonalds Theme

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Decatur Dave, Jul 5, 2010.

  1. McSmallstuff

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    *broken sobs* "I won't hurt anymore children!"

    *soothing voice* "But the children hurt you. All they did was take from you, and never give anything in return."

    *whimper* "They gave me their love, and that's all I ever wanted!"

    "If that's true you wouldn't have let me in."

    "No! I didn't want you. That whore in New Orleans was a mistake!"

    *rasping yell* Fuck you! You are my creature now! EAT!!!!"

    *desperate wail through mouth fulls of flesh* "No! make it stop! DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN MAKE IT STOP!!!"
     
  2. ROC711

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