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Caption Contest, McDonalds Theme

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Decatur Dave, Jul 5, 2010.

  1. Decatur Dave

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    The Ronald McDonald House solution to medical waste.

    "It's people. Mickey D's is made out of people!!!"
     
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    We tried to warn Morgan Spurlock...but it was too late.
     
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    Post-apocalyptic special. McLimbs only $.99!!
     
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    ... still more appetizing than the filet-o-fish
     
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    The Burger King DID say "Have it your way."
     
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    Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed ....... BRRAINSSSSS!!!!
     
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    Still more appetizing than the McLobster
     
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    The dollar menu: because fast food shouldn't cost you an arm and a leg.
     
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    "We all float at McDonalds."
     
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    The infamous McRib finally explained.
     
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    Why yes I am a member of the John Wayne Gacy fan club.
     
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    This tastes funny.
     
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    This is what my crappy pennies go to for the Ronald McDonald House fund?
     
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    "When they dropped us in the bush, we didn't know what kind of enemy we were truly up against. It was an enemy that didn't fear death, an enemy that has lots of pretty red flowers the government wanted to get their hands on for some reason and we were at the mercy of these yellow savages. 'Ronnie' is was we called them. If they weren't eating each other, they were stuffing back in their own intestines while firin' AK's at us with their infant son strapped to their back who was throwin' ninja death stars at us from the flank. So many men. McCheese. Motherfucker had a HUGE head. Burglar- this guy babbled so much, I would have shot him tomorrow but I'd take a bullet for him any day. The three long-hair brothers we called The "Fry" Guys. *Snff*. Birdie. Only female in the squad. She was sexually harrassed pretty serisouly, and was generally terrified for her life."
     
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    "McSoylent Green"
     
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    Fuck...Sorry Rumble, I must have missed your comment before making mine. I guess I'll give this another try:

    McDonald's "Team Jacob vs. Team Edward" promotion get intense.
     
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    Employee – “Sorry, messed up another order.”

    Ronald – “That’s ok, why don’t you come out back with me for a second.”
     
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    Ronald takes downsizing employees very seriously.
     
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    "Would you like fries with that, sir?"
     
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    Obesity - not the only thing Ron with McDonalds.