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Caption Contest.....Jack Bauer?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by iczorro, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. iczorro

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    I keep drinkin and drinkin, and you broads aren't getting even a little bit prettier.
     
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    "That's the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty."
     
  3. BrotherNumberOne

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    Young Guns III: Showdown at the Happy Hour Corral.

    "Ready, set, DRAW!"
     
  4. Rumble

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    Dude, the bathroom is all the way downstairs... fuck that. Plus, this is going to be absolutely hilarious in about 3 hours when one of you retards forget that the bottle of MGD is really my piss.
     
  5. Gravitas

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    What do bullets, feelings, and indecent exposure charges have in common? None of them can stick to Jack Bauer.
     
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    After growing weary of cleaning piss off the floor of their bathrooms, McFinnigan's Pub installed the "Potty booths" with great success.

    Edit: With no time to spare, Jack Bauer takes a Jack Bauer Power Dump, finishes his beer, then resumes kicking terrorist ass.
     
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    "Last call ..."
    "We're running out of time!"
     
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    "You see tha boy? I got that from FUCKING TERRERISM IN THE ASS!!!!!"

    "Pucker up ya damn, hipster communist!"
     
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    I've got your "gravitas" right here.
     
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    I see you've played knifey spoony before.
     
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    Christ Kieffer if that's what you meant when you asked if we wanted to see "your Lost Boy" I would have said no.
     
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    The Boys aren't Lost, they're riiiiiiiiight here.