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Caption Contest EUREKA! [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Mar 31, 2011.

  1. Juice

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    "I swear to God I'll chop my hand off with this piece of paper!"
     
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    In terms of human evolution Archibald knew instantly that he had found the perfect combination for getting a blowjob:

    Music and Jack Daniels....
     
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    Oh cool, they're finally making the Ke$ha movie.
     
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    Alright, alright, playing the skin flute DOES count as a musical talent.
     
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    Liberace has an "AH-HA" moment that will change his life forever.
     
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    "Two lips on my organ beats roses on the piano."
     
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    A heartwarming tale about a set of conjoined twins that defied the odds to become one of the world's most successful lounge acts.
     
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    "I can't beleive this is actually a Taiwanese boy!!!"
     
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    Why my dear! That is the most beautiful rendition of Beethoven's Fifth preformed on the skin flute that I have ever heard!
     
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    Though he didnt continue acting after "Doogie Howser, MD" ended, Max Casella ended up doing pretty well for himself.
     
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    Sex, Drugs, and Classical Music.
     
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    That candle on the piano is going to totally catch the scarf on fire, and no one's going to notice.

    /missing the point
     
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    "Thanks baby, you know I always compose better when I'm relax-TEETH TEETH JESUS CHRIST!"
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