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Caption contest: A compendium

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by WickedBitch, Jul 31, 2010.

  1. Danger Boy

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    There are so many awesome quotes in that article:

    -The witness asked not to be identified so that he does not anger the juggalos.

    -"Pretty soon, the owners who run the juggalos will be bankrupt," she tweeted.

    -"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair ... cuz they threw fire crackers on stage," she wrote.

    -"She was taunting them," he said. "She didn't know how to handle them. She didn't understand the dynamic."
    The rocks and bottles flew harder and faster when Tequila bared her breasts, he said.
    "She took her top off and they got really violent," he said.

    God, I hope video footage turns up.
     
  2. Stealth

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    Facepaint is so damn fattening.