<a class="postlink" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/icp-parking-lot" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/icp-parking-lot</a> Take your pick. Do your worst. Leave no survivors. Go!
We only wear facepaint because we don't want our friends knowing that we've been harpooning these belugas with our dicks.
Calories are just magic You can't even hold them They're just there in the fried chicken Pure motherfuckin' ranch dressing This shit'll blow your fuckin' mind
I had to look back at the site to see if you had photoshopped in that Faygo. I was convinced for about 30 seconds that there was some bizarre Faygo Internet Meme that I'd never heard of.
The last thing I remember was some guy in a bar handing me a margarita while I was adjusting my water bra....