Kyle was far less enthusiastic than Tyler about shaving his beard when they both found out it was tickling the balls of their best clientele.
On the next episode of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew: former Twilight heartthrob Jacob Black. OR The bastard child of Adam Lambert and Jacob Black, all grown up
Any picture that can remind me of a high school drama coach, a rapist, a young Santa Claus, and an old sea captian all at the same time should be burned and never discussed again.
"He doesn't know it yet, but when my friend finishes passing out?................I AM going to sodomize his sphinter.!"
"Excuse me... Anyone find a pair of glasses? I suffer from a rare neurological disorder, and without my glasses everyone morphs into a medieval transvestite... Oh, wait, there they are on the couch!"