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Caption Contest #8

Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by Dcc001, Jan 4, 2010.

  1. Dcc001

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    Frodo, after 10 years back in the Shire.
     
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    "Don'tcha wish your girlfriend looked hot like me?!"
     
  3. hiphopguru

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    when no-shave November goes horribly awry.
     
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    Disturbed

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    Kyle was far less enthusiastic than Tyler about shaving his beard when they both found out it was tickling the balls of their best clientele.
     
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    Should still be lurking

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    "Queerco, so easy a caveman can do it."
     
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    Casting stunt doubles for The Hangover didn't go quite as planned.
     
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    "Like my new beard? I think it really makes my eyes pop!"
     
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    "Rosie O'Donnell steps out with her new partner for a night on the the town"
     
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    So that's what's behind Joaquin's shades
     
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    On the next episode of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew: former Twilight heartthrob Jacob Black.

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    The bastard child of Adam Lambert and Jacob Black, all grown up
     
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    So that's what happened to Mimi Bobeck from the Drew Carey Show.
     
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    Any picture that can remind me of a high school drama coach, a rapist, a young Santa Claus, and an old sea captian all at the same time should be burned and never discussed again.
     
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    "Do you have a fag? I mean flag."
     
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    Why so serious?
     
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    "He doesn't know it yet, but when my friend finishes passing out?................I AM going to sodomize his sphinter.!"
     
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    On that note

    "you wouldn't believe how useful a hairbrush can be!"
     
  17. Diogenes The Cynic

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    Feed us your children or you will be put under a hex.
     
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    Mitch hoped no one would notice the gap between his front teeth. It made him feel very un-pretty.
     
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    "Excuse me... Anyone find a pair of glasses? I suffer from a rare neurological disorder, and without my glasses everyone morphs into a medieval transvestite... Oh, wait, there they are on the couch!"
     
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    From Craigslist:

    " Single White Male,26, into crossdressing, semi passable, friendly..."