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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by katokoch, Aug 7, 2014.

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  1. katokoch

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    "So then daddy shoved his magical corn dog waaaaay up in there and filled me full of your new little brother or sister."
     
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    Cornhole, corndog, same diff.
     
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    Today you are going to learn about blowjobs so you don't end up like me.
     
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    To me, the worst thing in that picture is the girl in bare feet in a convenience store. *shudder*
     
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    "A photo of The Ultimate Warrior in his early youth has recently surfaced..."

    "I hereby dub thee Crystal, Knightess of the Kwik-Trip."
     
    #6 katokoch, Aug 7, 2014
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    Now I see why Dixie keeps getting himself thrown back in the slammer.
     
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    It appears the People of Walmart are attempting a coup on 7-11.
     
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    Look, you little bitch, when Miley wants a hot dog on a stick, MILEY GETS A HOT DOG ON A STICK!!!!!
     
    #11 gobo, Aug 7, 2014
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    Don't you even THINK of trying to take this. You see what happened to Tommy? I'M EATING FOR TWO RIGHT NOW
     
    #12 Omegaham, Aug 7, 2014
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    ...the Aristocrats!
     
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    What about Chief Whines-in-a-Robe?

    Mother prepares daughter for later in life when she has to stand on her tip toes with her hands behind her back to nibble on a wiener.
     
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    I dunno RoM, her Brother looks like he's short and may stay that way so I don't think she'll have any problems "reaching".
     
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    Florida or Ohio?
     
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    I think she's wearing Jellies.
     
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    No relish?

    By George, you're right! I went back and looked at the picture more closely to see that and it dawned on me that the kid's "war paint" may be ketchup, mustard and mayo. Maybe the little girl is hiding her hands, because she is the one who applied the "paint" and that's what she's being scolded for.

    "How many times do I have to tell you not to smear gas station condiments on your brother's face?!"
     
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