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Caption Contest - 8/10 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Aug 11, 2014.

  1. Juice

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    Difficulty (and Warning): No racism.
     
    #1 Juice, Aug 11, 2014
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    a photo of patient zero caught in the act.
     
    #2 toddamus, Aug 11, 2014
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    practicing for your mom... found the spot!
     
    #3 katokoch, Aug 11, 2014
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    rule 34 in all its glory.


    or


    sterilization before entering the ebola "quarantine" area.
     
    #4 xrayvision, Aug 11, 2014
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    drought my ass….there’s gallons of water around here if you know where to find it.
     
    #5 Psychodyne, Aug 11, 2014
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    we've secretly replaced his normal bovine urine with new folger's de-calf crystals. let's see if he notices!
     
    #6 jdoogie, Aug 11, 2014
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    Tough hands

    "what? i saw edward james olmos do this in 2 guns. i just wanted to toughen up my hands. and my face."
     
    #7 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 11, 2014
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    "doing oxy" is a somewhat different activity overseas.
     
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    so for the past few months i've been studying a lot of travel/tropical medicine. and leptospirosis is spread via the contaminated urine and reproductive fluids of infected animals. and i thought to myself, "how in the fuck?"

    and now i know.
     
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    "maybe if i bathe in enough piss angelina jolie will stop following me around with a net."
     
    #11 CharlesJohnson, Aug 11, 2014
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    "you mean this isn't a water buffalo?"
     
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    reddit.com/r/wickededge went too far in the search for the perfect shave.
     
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    "...i'd rather take a butcher's word for it."
     
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