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Caption Contest #7

Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by The Village Idiot, Dec 14, 2009.

  1. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    The "Bring a Stripper Home" gift for Christmas was a huge success.
     
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    Hotdogs! Hotdogs! Anybody wanna hot dog?!
     
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    Google, in the primary stages of introducing it's new "Whore view".
     
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    New Loveonwheelz logo?
     
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    As a new fan of NASCAR, Pete really didn't understand the term "pole position."
     
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    Believing the medical community to be all liars, George tried an old school method to cure his daughters vaginosis.
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    R. Kelly port-a-potty.
     
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    She followed me home from school! Can I keep her, dad?
     
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    At least she's wearing a helmet.
     
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    I know it's hard to get around in NYC, but this is ridiculous.
     
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    Yall thought I was kidding, but yall had better watch yourselves. Chater has no problem showing up at your door with shegirl to 'Giner Smash© your face off if you get out of line.
     
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    And thus, NYC saw the revival of the ice cream vendor. Now catering to a wider demographic.
     
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    In Soviet Russia, customer rides you!
     
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    It reminds me of how you would get a horse to travel with you, but instead of dangling a carrot in front of her, it's a fistful of one dollar bills.
     
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    The Yellow Light District rocks the Districts, because the Red Light District SUCKS!
     
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    Sure beats spinning rims as a bike accessory.
     
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    When riding with strippers, always be sure to wear a helmet.