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Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by The Village Idiot, Dec 14, 2009.
The "Bring a Stripper Home" gift for Christmas was a huge success.
Hotdogs! Hotdogs! Anybody wanna hot dog?!
Google, in the primary stages of introducing it's new "Whore view".
"See, I told you going green would get her to spread her legs"
"Expanding whoredom, one neighborhood at a time."
New Loveonwheelz logo?
As a new fan of NASCAR, Pete really didn't understand the term "pole position."
Believing the medical community to be all liars, George tried an old school method to cure his daughters vaginosis.
Fixed that for you.
R. Kelly port-a-potty.
She followed me home from school! Can I keep her, dad?
At least she's wearing a helmet.
I know it's hard to get around in NYC, but this is ridiculous.
Yall thought I was kidding, but yall had better watch yourselves. Chater has no problem showing up at your door with shegirl to 'Giner Smash© your face off if you get out of line.
And thus, NYC saw the revival of the ice cream vendor. Now catering to a wider demographic.
In Soviet Russia, customer rides you!
It reminds me of how you would get a horse to travel with you, but instead of dangling a carrot in front of her, it's a fistful of one dollar bills.
The Yellow Light District rocks the Districts, because the Red Light District SUCKS!
Sure beats spinning rims as a bike accessory.
When riding with strippers, always be sure to wear a helmet.