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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by katokoch, Jul 25, 2014.

  1. katokoch

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    Diggin' for gold...

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  2. Nettdata

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    happy monday.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    feels like a toothless moray eel in here.
     
  4. katokoch

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    "off to find the mythical clitoris!"
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    "appetizer? no thanks, i can get my own."
     
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    liar, you did eat peanuts yesterday.
     
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    "well, it says here it don't come with no chocolate sauce..."
     
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    no, jeff dunham. this is not how we talk to women.
     
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    50 shades of brown
     
  10. CharlesJohnson

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    if his hand takes the pressure off she'll have a pink sock to match her pink shirt.
     
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    i know you hid that flask somewhere.
     
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    a retelling of the story of the little dutch boy who saves the town by sticking his finger in the dyke.
     
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    fuck bitches get money
     
  14. Not the Bees!

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    hhmm, i swear i left the keys in here somewhere...
     
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    Should still be lurking

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    " well, honey, the difference between well-done and blue rare steak, in texture, is like butt cheek to labia minora."
     
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    "nature's pocket"
     
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    just another father's day in west virginia.
     
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    "what are yew dewin'?"

    "relax...like really relax, because when that dude in the red hat tries to shake my hand, he's gettin' a stink palm of his life!"
     
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    "hold on a moment- i've got some change here somewhere..."
     
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    bob had a novel way of moistening his page turning finger.