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Caption Contest #6

Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by Dynamite Harry, Dec 7, 2009.

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  1. Dynamite Harry

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    Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.
     
    #1 Dynamite Harry, Dec 7, 2009
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    Why the Incredible Hulk never went home to the missus.
     
    #2 The Village Idiot, Dec 7, 2009
  3. Dcc001

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    Single white female, neat & tidy, curvy, looking for somebody who enjoys movies and going to church.
     
    #3 Dcc001, Dec 7, 2009
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    Yes, in fact I love fisting! Here, try this on.
     
    #4 Psychodyne, Dec 7, 2009
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    Momma said knock you out.
    I'm gonna knock you out.

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    "What do you mean there aren't anymore Oreo's?! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!
     
    #5 Frank n Beans, Dec 7, 2009
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    The hulk was finally defeated by the abomination.
     
    #6 barney, Dec 7, 2009
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    Having recieved the mother of all STD's, Janice was regretting having unprotected sex with the Hulk
     
    #7 Tibbsy, Dec 7, 2009
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    Hulk was PISSED that he couldn't find the right-hand glove for his Halloween costume.
     
    #8 Sherwood, Dec 7, 2009
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    Mmmmm. Hulky get what Hulky want.
     
    #9 p00g0blin, Dec 7, 2009
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    Last night the girlfriend gave me a handjob with the new penis enlarging cream. It doesn't work on penises.
     
    #10 Luke 217, Dec 7, 2009
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    I can haz gamma radiations????!!!
     
    #11 McSmallstuff, Dec 7, 2009
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    HULK FIST!
     
    #12 iczorro, Dec 7, 2009
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    Hilda shows off the results of her annual vagina self cleaning.
     
    #13 zyron, Dec 7, 2009
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    It sure beats masturbating with a Tickle Me Elmo.
     
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    The reason Sharon can't shave her mustache is because a pringle fell in her hulk fist, and now her shavin' hand is stuck.
     
    #15 CoolHandPete, Dec 7, 2009
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    Why would I use a spoon when I can attach this big green shovel to my hand? Get me a tub of deep fried oreos so I can test this shit out!
     
    #16 MooseKnuckle, Dec 7, 2009
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    Miss Piggy kept a memory of Kermit alive after frying his legs for dinner.
     
    #17 gtg2k, Dec 7, 2009
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    Not pictured: Goatse man.
     
    #18 Disgustipated, Dec 7, 2009
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    What, this? Its my fistin' fist.
     
    #19 CoolHandPete, Dec 7, 2009
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    HULK SMASH! And umm, pass those mashed potatoes too.
     
    #20 carpenter, Dec 7, 2009
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