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Caption Contest #5

Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by SaintBastard, Nov 30, 2009.

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  1. SaintBastard

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    "Can't she act her age and die already?"
     
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    Do you realize that for those of us on the left coast IT'S THE LUNCH HOUR!? What id I'd have been eating cottage cheese? Huh!
    Annnd, I'm out.
     
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    In the weather report today, extensive hail damage forecasted for the tri-county area.
     
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    Goodness, Wilbur, I feel like a young flapper again. Order that colored man to play us the Charleston, and we'll go barney-mugging behind the Binocular tent.
     
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    Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
    Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up without shitting yourself
     
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    You can't go to the fair without having a huge helping of Roast Beef.
     
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    "Turning Tricks, Breaking Hips": Tales From My Streetwalking Grandmother

    "My Stinkpocket Smells Like Mothballs": A Day in the Life of "Toothless" Doris Gertz
     
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    You're with me, leather.
     
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    Bullshit. You can't go to the fair without having a helping of Elephant Ears. Her labia's have to look like an albino Dumbo.
    And yes, in this instance Dumbo's trunk is her huge clit.
     
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    "Sorry, but I'll pass. The coach from Teen Wolf told me to never date a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her body."
     
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    I call this one, "Oatmeal and Q-Tips."
     
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    This is going to give people the wrong idea when they hear "mutton bustin."
     
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    "Christ honey, you made your point. I'll buy you the damn Spanx!"
     
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    If you pick the scabs it still gets wet.
     
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    "The last time I saw a pair of legs like that, there was a message attached to them."
     
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    The reason her jorts are so tight is becuase with out them, her vagina drags on the ground.
     
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    Ma'am, I believe your Hulk Hogan costume is upside down. And backwards. Either that or the nickels are leaking out of your ass vents.
     
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    Jorts? Really?
     
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    Huh, there's a stand that's apparently selling binoculars. Who does that? Weird.
     
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