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Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by SaintBastard, Nov 30, 2009.
"Can't she act her age and die already?"
Do you realize that for those of us on the left coast IT'S THE LUNCH HOUR!? What id I'd have been eating cottage cheese? Huh!
Annnd, I'm out.
In the weather report today, extensive hail damage forecasted for the tri-county area.
Goodness, Wilbur, I feel like a young flapper again. Order that colored man to play us the Charleston, and we'll go barney-mugging behind the Binocular tent.
Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up without shitting yourself
You can't go to the fair without having a huge helping of Roast Beef.
"Turning Tricks, Breaking Hips": Tales From My Streetwalking Grandmother
"My Stinkpocket Smells Like Mothballs": A Day in the Life of "Toothless" Doris Gertz
You're with me, leather.
Bullshit. You can't go to the fair without having a helping of Elephant Ears. Her labia's have to look like an albino Dumbo.
And yes, in this instance Dumbo's trunk is her huge clit.
"The morgue has its own cheerleaders now?"
"Sorry, but I'll pass. The coach from Teen Wolf told me to never date a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her body."
I call this one, "Oatmeal and Q-Tips."
This is going to give people the wrong idea when they hear "mutton bustin."
"Christ honey, you made your point. I'll buy you the damn Spanx!"
If you pick the scabs it still gets wet.
"The last time I saw a pair of legs like that, there was a message attached to them."
The reason her jorts are so tight is becuase with out them, her vagina drags on the ground.
Ma'am, I believe your Hulk Hogan costume is upside down. And backwards. Either that or the nickels are leaking out of your ass vents.
Huh, there's a stand that's apparently selling binoculars. Who does that? Weird.