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Caption contest 5/12/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by lhprop1, May 12, 2010.

  1. lhprop1

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    The skinny guy with the balloon head shouldn't stand so close to the fat guy with the horns.
     

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    Childbirth.
     
  3. effinshenanigans

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    That, or the person he ate a short time ago is fighting to get out of there.
     
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    Off caption: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!? Has Quatto come back to save Mars or something?
     
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    Or a little bit of both.

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    Everybody calm down, he's not even fully dilated yet.
     
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    "Tu-mors! Tu-mors! Tu-mors!..."
     
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    Couples rejoiced Thursday as gay marriage was legalized on the pathetic planet of Teegeeack. Our Glorious Leader Xenu was the first to feel Cupid's sweet sting.
     
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    "Gee, what do you want to do tonight?"
    "The same thing we do every night —try to take over the world!"
     
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    It was a very lonely Spring Break for Steve and Larry.
     
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    His belly looks like a smiley face, nips are the eyes and that's the nose. If he were the one wearing the pink banana hammock, they'd be the mouth.
     
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    His conjoined twin that he'd consumed in the uterus chose now to fight back.





    Eddie Murphy auditioning for his newest role as an overweight white working-class guy, alongside his co-star, Cate Blanchett, in the upcoming We Be Drivin' Trucks!




    Twenty minutes from this thread getting bumped until an Alien reference? You guys are slipping...
     
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    Never wanting to be without a snack Dax the blueheaded clownfucker always kept a dinner roll in his belly button hole.
     
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    Worlds first beer belly with its own beer belly.
     
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    Magneto?...naw. Mysterio?...pass. Somebodies holding up a hot dog cart with a box cutter?...Spidey can get that. Wait...what's this? Is he fishing without a license? Not on our watch!!! GOAT BOY, AND BLUE BALL AAAAAAAAWAYYYY!!!
     
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    Yay! Another TiB Weekend Drunk thread!!
     
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    How much would you have to be paid to bite that belly button thing off?
     
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    If you're impressed by the cauliflower growing out of his navel, wait until Buff Albino eats the grilled cheese growing under fatty's left tit flap.
     
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    "It's not a tumah"