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Caption Contest #20

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Disgustipated, May 31, 2010.

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  1. Disgustipated

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    Watch how far I can make this bitch fly.
     
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    Exactly which one is the slump-buster here?
     
    #2 Nettdata, May 31, 2010
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    Woo! Yeayah!

    NOT THE FATHER!
     
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    HIGH LIFE!
     
    #4 katokoch, May 31, 2010
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    When Shaniqua plopped her elephantine girth down on the bed unexpectedly, the ensuing shock wave launched Orangello 4 feet into the air.
     
    #5 dixiebandit69, May 31, 2010
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    The security system in the Lavish Alabama Embassy suites actually has a Vacuum system that will remove African Americans who attempt to occupy the rooms.
     
    #6 Mike Ness, May 31, 2010
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    It's rainin' men! Hallelujah, it's rainin' men!
     
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  8. BL1Y

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    Watermelon, fried chicken, grape soda...

    and reparations?!
     
    #8 BL1Y, May 31, 2010
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    I thought the only flying monkeys were in the Wizard of Oz.
     
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    The Haunting of Holiday Inn, Orlando
     
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    This recently retouched photo shows a woman embarrassed by her husband's celebration of the Heart of Atlanta Motel v. United States Supreme Court decision.
     
    #11 Gravitas, May 31, 2010
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    Does she have the gravity of a small moon, or is she strong with the force? You decide.
     
    #12 Maltob14, May 31, 2010
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    The flying ape goes for a bite of its prey; the giant ass of a hippopotamus.

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    Once the photographer flashed some fried chicken, Lakisha instantly averted her eyes from its hypnotic gaze. Detron, however, was not as lucky.
     
    #13 KIMaster, May 31, 2010
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    Dear Lawd, why Keeshawn gotta do his "happy flying pussy" dance every time we bout to have relations? Oh well, I guess it's better than his "I'm bouts to sneak it in her ass" titty slap. That shits just not natural!
     
    #14 McSmallstuff, May 31, 2010
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    Tyrone's fat bitch girlfriend rolled out from under him and left him hanging.
     
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    Jamal's study in Physics proved so successful , he was able to calculate the exact point where the gravitational fields of the Earth and that of his fat girlfriend cancelled each other out.
     
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    Motel 6 on Higway 9

    Amenities:
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    - Micro fridge
    - High speed internet
    - Flat screen TV
    - Sky diving simulator
     
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    Fuck you and your kinky ass, Willy, last time I didn't shit right for a week.
     
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    How to say "dickhead" in ASL: sign the letter "d" and press to your face.
     
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    Photo-shopped. No way they're staying in a hotel that nice.
     
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