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Caption Contest #2

Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by kuhjäger, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. kuhjäger

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    I fuckin LOVE highlighting!!!
     
    #1 kuhjäger, Oct 23, 2009
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    I know you're looking at me, Tyler Durden. STOP IT!!!!
     
    #2 Currer Bell, Oct 23, 2009
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    It is such a fucking thrill highlighting text on a paper. MY GOD THERE IS NO GREATER THRILL! This one time I ran out of papers to highlight, but since I was still in the zone, I just started highlighting on the floor. It took the cleaning ladies like a whole day to clean the marker off of the floors! That is how much I fucking love highlighting!
     
    #3 SaintBastard, Oct 23, 2009
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    THERE MUST BE SOME SECRET MESSAGE IN INVISIBLE INK HERE... oh shit I soaked through the paper.
     
    #4 Omegaham, Oct 23, 2009
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    "Comic-Con is still 7 whole months away!!!!"
     
    #5 Rob4Broncos, Oct 23, 2009
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    CAN'T...STOP...HIGHLIGHTING....AAAAARGHHHHH!
     
    #6 gtg2k, Oct 23, 2009
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    The highlighter is ORANGE, the goddamn highlighter is Orange!
     
    #7 bicyclethief, Oct 23, 2009
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    LOUD NOISES!!!
     
    #8 Danger Boy, Oct 23, 2009
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    Look at those hairy forearms.

    DEAR MOM,

    I AM JUST WRITING TO TELL YOU THAT I LOST MY FRESHMEN 15 BY TAKING ATKINS AND JUST LOST ANOTHER 15 POUNDS BY SHAVING MY BACK.

    SINCERELY,
    CHATER
     
    #9 SaintBastard, Oct 23, 2009
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    The highlighter is ye.... the highlighter is yel... is y... y.... yyyyyORANGE!
     
    #10 RCGT, Oct 23, 2009
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    Dear Diary,

    I am going to restart the Idiot Board no matter what it takes.

    Chater
     
    #11 zyron, Oct 23, 2009
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    Whadda fuck wid dis paper? Needs more orange!!!
     
    #12 Kampf Trinker, Oct 23, 2009
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    LOLZ. Mssage bord gon. I'ma fuck yu wit a harebrush. Peece.

    #1maxfan
     
    #13 roy jones, Oct 23, 2009
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    I'll show them!! I'll fucking show them all!! And to make damn sure they see it, I'll highlight EVERYTHING!
     
    #14 Misanthropic, Oct 23, 2009
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    "WHAAAAT! The ink on my calendar is GREEN and this fucking marker is ORANGE!"
     
    #15 BrotherNumberOne, Oct 23, 2009
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    "I'll write the best movie ever, it'll be about this road trip..."
     
    #16 nacho_man, Oct 23, 2009
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    Somebody needs to photoshop a cock in place of the pen.
     
    #17 $100T2, Oct 23, 2009
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    THIS IS THE BEST DRAWING OF A DICK EVER!
     
    #18 Jimmy James, Oct 23, 2009
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    Milk! Eggs! Bread! More Highlighters!
     
    #19 Dynamite Harry, Oct 23, 2009
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    Too... much... Adderall...
     
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