"Dammit! If I wasn't such a fat-ass, I'd now be slipping into the warm embrace of sweet Mother Death."
Ho Chin's easy inflating asphyxia pillow! Apply directly to the forehead! Ho Chin's easy inflating asphyxia pillow! Apply directly to the forehead! Ho Chin's easy inflating asphyxia pillow! Apply directly to the forehead!.... This week's special: buy one, got one free for every female child!
Young Asian Boy? Check. Ketamine taking effect? Check. Plastic bag in place? Check. Catholic Church: Dear Diary, Jack Pot!
After eating the entire bag of Frosted Flakes, Kim Duc made a Transformer's mask out of the empty bag, but the sugar crash knocked him out.