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Caption Contest #13 (sort of NSFW?)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rush-O-Matic, Feb 8, 2010.

  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    I call it: Sneezing Vagina.
     
  2. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Who's the chick standing next to Paris Hilton?
     
  3. Dennis

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    A raging cunt. And a replica cunt next to it.





    Also see: Greatest Halloween costume ever.
     
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    A life size mold of Shegirls amazonian vajay-jay.
     
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    "NOW CAN YOU FUCKING FIND IT?!?!"
     
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    It looks like Gandalf in a fucked up hood.

    Assuming Gandalf had a tracheotomy.
     
  7. shegirl

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    Not true. Mine has teeth and will BITE YOUR DICK OFF.

     
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    I thought it was the reincarnation of Kurt Cobain for a while there...

    FOCUS: Holy shit, it's the second coming of Sarlacc! Run for your lives!
     
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    "I don't get it. I held it up to my ear and I couldn't hear the ocean. THIS SHIT IS BROKEN!"

    This should be a poster for the movie "Ameilia Earhart and the Amazing Technocolor Vagina".
     
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    Wizard sleeves? We got the whole robe.

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    Finally roast beef curtains that will actually cover an entire window.
     
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    Mmm. Makes me crave a Big Montana.
     
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    Stop acting like such a giant pussy.
     
  13. BL1Y

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    LISTEN TO ME!! The spice must flow... the spice has given me accelerated evolution for four thousand years... it has enabled you to live two hundred years... the spice helps make the sapho juice, which gives the red-lipped mentats the ability to be living computers... the secret side of spice... the water of life...gives the Bene Gesserit sisterhood the metaphysical ability to see beyond...to have superior powers... Our power to fold space is in the spice... Without us, your empire would be lost on isolated scattered planets... You would be lost.
     
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    I. Am. An. Adult.

    I. Will. Not. Crawl. Back. In.
     
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    And I *still* can't find the man in the canoe.
     
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    Anti Focus: I'd still fuck it.

    Just sayin'
     
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    It's so stretched out it wouldn't matter anyway Mr, Bigpants.
     
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    Ms. Smith plans to take her work across the country to various rape protests so that the male participants can claim they have seen an actual vagina.
     
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    "So... it's like literally throwing a hotdog down a hallway isn't it?"
     
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    ECHO! Echo! Echo! Echo!