Isaac Hayes will blow your mind in the new when he goes undercover as a white man in: Tyler Perry's Shaft OR You know, I have some crabapples in my pants if you're still hungry.
"Baby, I've got a whoooole crate of bananas under the waterbed, behind the disco ball in my conversion van."
I love bananas dipped in chocolate too, baby. Why don't you come back to my place and we can add some vanilla to that sundae?
"LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out."
Pictured here is one of the most powerful techniques used during the civil rights movement. We would see the end of segregation soon after.
Jim couldn't decide what he liked better her nanner or her little piggytails tied with purdy white ribbons. For the record, something about this pic creeps me the hell out.
"Movin' in, show that I'm, Disco Lady. Is this seat taken?" "So, do you party?" "Sure, baby, whatever your trip is. Disco Stu wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing."
You know, I'd prefer a svelte 12-year-old boy. But I can't turn down a gimmie. Here goes... "I've got some 8-tracks in the van. There might be some R&B in there. Wanna come over?"
Only two things gave Harold pleasure: Watching bitches get their potassium, and opening tiny beer bottles.