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Caption Contest #12 mmmmmm

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Supertramp, Feb 1, 2010.

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  1. Supertramp

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    You sure look purty with them sexy purple corduroys.
     
    #1 Supertramp, Feb 1, 2010
  2. roy jones

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    Isaac Hayes will blow your mind in the new when he goes undercover as a white man in:

    Tyler Perry's Shaft


    OR


    You know, I have some crabapples in my pants if you're still hungry.
     
    #2 roy jones, Feb 1, 2010
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    "Baby, I've got a whoooole crate of bananas under the waterbed, behind the disco ball in my conversion van."
     
    #3 BrotherNumberOne, Feb 1, 2010
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    Trent would soon be giving her the bottle opener necklace to his heart.
     
    #4 Kubla Kahn, Feb 1, 2010
  5. Indiana

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    I love bananas dipped in chocolate too, baby. Why don't you come back to my place and we can add some vanilla to that sundae?
     
    #5 Indiana, Feb 1, 2010
  6. Mike Ness

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    Little did that poor unsuspecting women know, Jeffery Dahmer had drugged that banana.
     
    #6 Mike Ness, Feb 1, 2010
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    "LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out."
     
    #7 Decatur Dave, Feb 1, 2010
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    Pictured here is one of the most powerful techniques used during the civil rights movement. We would see the end of segregation soon after.
     
    #8 Maltob14, Feb 1, 2010
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    You eat a banana the same way my daddy used to.
     
    #9 barney, Feb 1, 2010
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    Jim couldn't decide what he liked better her nanner or her little piggytails tied with purdy white ribbons.


    For the record, something about this pic creeps me the hell out.
     
    #10 shegirl, Feb 1, 2010
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    Fred A Macy wouldn't even tell his brother William where all the bodies were.
     
    #11 Veovis, Feb 1, 2010
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    They really are closer to monkeys.
     
    #12 ghettoastronaut, Feb 1, 2010
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    "So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!"
     
    #13 lust4life, Feb 1, 2010
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    "Movin' in, show that I'm, Disco Lady. Is this seat taken?"

    "So, do you party?"

    "Sure, baby, whatever your trip is. Disco Stu wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing."
     
    #14 SaintBastard, Feb 1, 2010
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    You know, I'd prefer a svelte 12-year-old boy. But I can't turn down a gimmie. Here goes...

    "I've got some 8-tracks in the van. There might be some R&B in there. Wanna come over?"
     
    #15 Fracas, Feb 1, 2010
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    Only two things gave Harold pleasure: Watching bitches get their potassium, and opening tiny beer bottles.
     
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    You mean this?


    [​IMG]
     
    #17 Crazy Wolf, Feb 1, 2010
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    You can get really close to the animals at the zoo these days.
     
    #18 Sompletely Cober, Feb 1, 2010
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    Might seem cool now disco Dan, but wait until that banana is gone.
     
    #19 Sam N, Feb 1, 2010
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    After checking out her jacket, Chater changes his mind about the "purple pussy."
     
    #20 zyron, Feb 1, 2010
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