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Caption Contest #11

Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by Dcc001, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. Nettdata

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    The "Giner With Teeth" costume was all the rage this year...
     
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    The co-winners of the picket fence apple eating contest pose in the winners circle!
     
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    Method actors Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Sean Penn bring new meaning to the word dedication for their portrayal of meth addicts in their new film, Human Rocketship.
     
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    4 out of 5 dentists agree: being inbred and stupid is bad for your teeth.

    Jim-Bob and Willy took last place for the 4th year in a row in the school science fair for their project "Toothpaste and Syrup: Is there REALLY any difference?"
     
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    Donny and Jeb began their illustrious modeling careers by posing for the before pictures in toothpaste ads.
     
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    You're starting to get a bit obsessive now.
     
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    The only two people who know the true secret to happiness.
     
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    "The top two winners of the Wilmington Glass-Eating competition pose for a victory photo"
     
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    The artist formerly known as Grind poses with his past self and can't help but be amused at how many teeth he still has before his notorious ninth attempt to fellate a riled up quarter horse.
     
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    Scootah's pets, post-petting.
     
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    If the guy on the left ever chewed out anyone's ass, he'd fucking kill them.
     
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    With the first overall pick in the 2010 NHL Draft, the Toronto Maple Leafs ERRRRRRRRRRR.... Boston Bruins select, from Talladega, Florida - Jim-Bob Cletuson.
     
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    The Chernobyl twins found the haste that visitors showed upon seeing them to always be a real hoot.
     
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    Whoo boy, you two sure got some purdy mou...aaaggghhh!!!
     
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    Brothers Skeeter and Bubba Johnson are just 2 of the hundreds of acting hopefuls in line for the casting call for a chance at stardom in the new The Goonies Sequel, Not Without My Sloth.
     

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    Go South Carolina! Take down dem cats! Duurrrr
     
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    The left guy's mouth could be used as a blueprint for the gate around a haunted house.