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Caption Contest #11

Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by Dcc001, Jan 25, 2010.

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    We had the bestest day hunting with our cousin Blue Dog.
     
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    Shane Macgowan documents the time he took his 13 year old sons out for their first drink.
     
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    oh shit's most recent bookings compare notes, or

    Chater and Nettdata at the most recent board meeting; or

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    Suddenly, "tough and ruthless" had now become "rough and toothless."
     
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    SuperTramp's failure to heed the "no teeth" request led to some interesting, yet totally expected consequences, for him, and his "friend".
     
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    If that guy tried to eat a tootsie roll I think he'd pull out what few teef he may have left.

    Focus: Bro's before ho's.

    or

    Twins are twins. Tooth count does not matter.