After hitting rock bottom having eighteen oompah-loompahs plunder the inner depths of her booty/gut, "Darlene" had no choice but to mainline Drano to end it all.
One of those parties Scootah got paid for went horribly awry... Like fish and insects camouflaging themselves, Dave kept his lacy panties hung low so his prey would not know whether he was coming or going.
Trying to extract revenge at Willy Wonka's 60th birthday, Augustus Gloop's sister succumbed to the same fate as her brother.
The Oompa Loompa promised his beloved Augustus that he would cover up all traces of their alternative lifestyle before Mrs. Gloop reached the hospital.
As the bunny watched this human blob get placed onto the stretcher, and get hauled away, all he could think was: "Oh no, I fucked that?!"
Holy shit. He/she has a gut crack big enough you could of parked a bike in it. We told Aunt Thelma that if she got any bigger we were going to have to get two Oompas Loompas to wheel barrel her around everyday. And then her ticker went out.
Inconsolable, the Easter Bunny could only shake his head and mumble about stormtroopers, oompa loompas and transvestites.