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Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by Dcc001, Jan 18, 2010.
Ballsack's bachelor party ends on a sour note.
After hitting rock bottom having eighteen oompah-loompahs plunder the inner depths of her booty/gut, "Darlene" had no choice but to mainline Drano to end it all.
This week on Grey's Anatomy . . .
One of those parties Scootah got paid for went horribly awry...
Like fish and insects camouflaging themselves, Dave kept his lacy panties hung low so his prey would not know whether he was coming or going.
Trying to extract revenge at Willy Wonka's 60th birthday, Augustus Gloop's sister succumbed to the same fate as her brother.
This photo represents the EXACT moment a bad acid trip and reality intersect.
The Britney Spears 2025 Reunion Tour takes a terrible turn...
After putting her ass on backwards this morning, Bambi somehow knew this day would not end well.
The Oompa Loompa promised his beloved Augustus that he would cover up all traces of their alternative lifestyle before Mrs. Gloop reached the hospital.
I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your ass on your gut?
What do you get when you guzzle down treats? This, apparently.
I don' like the look of it....
In the world of freaks and kinks, the man in the suit is the one to watch out for.
As the bunny watched this human blob get placed onto the stretcher, and get hauled away, all he could think was:
"Oh no, I fucked that?!"
Holy shit. He/she has a gut crack big enough you could of parked a bike in it.
We told Aunt Thelma that if she got any bigger we were going to have to get two Oompas Loompas to wheel barrel her around everyday. And then her ticker went out.
-Bill Lawrence, creator of Scrubs
Oompa loompa, doompity do
It's got a crack on its ass
and on its stomach, too...
Hello Kitty being sought for the assault.
Inconsolable, the Easter Bunny could only shake his head and mumble about stormtroopers, oompa loompas and transvestites.
Silly Rabbit - gunts are for chicks