I took my mom grocery shopping the other day and while we were checking out, the cashier was swiping the items through faster than I could get them up. An innocuous joke was made on my part and we were kind of flirting back and forth during the transaction. She was cute, not hot, but it was still cool to be flirting with someone after being in a relationship for 7+ years, so i just rolled with the punches. Her: *after the joke* Yeah, I'm off in half an hour, I can't wait to get out here. Me: Really? I assumed customer service would be ones passion. Her: No, I can't wait to go for a hike, but the weather looks like of crappy. Me: Come on, you can still hike, you just need to bring like an umbrella or something to keep you dry. Her: Don't be crazy, if I get caught out there I'll have no one to keep me warm. Maybe I'll just go to the gym instead So, me being the fucking Casanova I am, was trying to get a case of pop from the bottom of the cart and wasn't really paying attention. Here is where my powers of seduction came into play.... Me: Yeah, good call. Her: What? Me: Yeah, good ide....wait, no I mean it's good to exercise in a warm, dry environment. Her: *hmph!* Focus: Every put your foot in your mouth when trying to make headway with the opposite sex? Did you turn it into a Dear Penthouse column, or did you, like me, have to suffer a 15 minute car ride home with your mom laughing at you because you have the squarest wheels in the league.