Our Ask a Stripper thread had me thinking about strip clubs, which are popular destinations for that most modern of rituals, the Bachelor(ette) party. I have surprisingly few married friends, and I think I have been to exactly one bachelor party in my entire life. It was amazingly tame and boring; the groom took a half-hour out to talk to his bride-to-be on the cellphone when she called. However, here on TiB I have the opportunity to live vicariously through y'all. FOCUS: Tell your wildest/funniest bachelor(ette) party stories. Since you're anonymous, feel free to include all the details that you swore the bride/groom would NEVER find out about (feel free to change unimportant details if it makes you feel better).