I was about 9-10 years old at the time. I had only recently immigrated to America and was just beginning to fit in a bit. I was still, however, far from being one of the cool kids. I was sitting in music class where we were all dutifully learning to play the recorder. Sitting right in front of my was one of the cool girls. Let's call her Kyla. She was pretty and had a bit of a mean streak which of course meant she shot to the top of the grade school hierarchy. I also had a bit of a crush of her. So we are sitting in class when Kyla goes to the bathroom. At the same time, the teacher calls up to the front of the class along with a few other students to write something on the board. I do as asked and go to sit down. I pick up the recorder off the desk as the class begins to play a song together. I noticed that the recorder tastes a little different. Kyla makes her return and we both realize that I sat down at her desk and began to play her recorder. The bitch launches into a tirade. I start apologizing but she is telling me how gross I am for doing what I did and that I probably did it on purpose. The teacher put an end to her berating but she made a few more snide remarks under her breath to her friend in front of her, knowing that I would hear it as well. I couldn't help it...I began to cry. I tried to hide it but of course the bitch noticed and loudly said "oh my god are you CRYING you little baby??" Now everyone else noticed and did what kids do so often...they joined in the mockery. It felt like the end of the world. The teacher let me go to the bathroom to wash up and scolded the class. By lunchtime, everyone had heard about it and the little headway I had made toward fitting in with my new peers was gone. It sucked. Fast forward to the present. I have been having sex with Kyla for almost a year now. Go me. One day while hanging out with her, I reminded her of the story. She had zero recollection of it. Bitch. Focus: Tell us about your most embarrassing event in your school career. Did you ever manage to get payback in some fashion as I did?