We are finally done with the "Summer of Ass" and well....do you eat ass? http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-rena ... 1633706123 Focus: Ass play. What have you done? What will you try? How many homeless guys did it take for you to say "No more rimming"?
Ass play always leaves me with questions. I try not to think of them. I'm not gonna lie here, I like my ass licked but I have to be in the right mood. My SO likes it but its one of those things that we don't discuss. She's embarrassed about liking it I guess as much as I am but if the mood is right its kind of awesome. As far as try... The idea of a strap on has come up in conversation and I'm curious about prostate massage but on the real I don't know if I can get with the idea of domination or a cock shaped instrument entering my nethers. Fingers? Tried it. Made me feel like I had to poop. So I don't see how something larger would be better. As an aside the idea of it was in part to change the power dynamic for a time to see what would come of it. I don't know if it makes me insecure or secure that I don't know how I'd respond to it, nor how she would
I think that idea of tonguing someone's asshole goes into the Gross Ideas Hall Of Fame. Your taking your taste receptor and plunging it through the door that ejects a person's shit. If that utterly accurate description doesn't serve as a deterrent, NOTHING does.
So you don't engage in any oral at all, Crown? Because urine comes out of your peen and all MANNER of nastiness comes/came out of your wife's hoo hoo... and yet... I'm sure you'll put your mouth down there and go to town like it ain't no thang. Focus: I like to lick, I don't like to be licked. I'm too ticklish to receive. And for all the naysayers, I've never met a man whose eyes didn't roll right back in his head when my tongue touched his butthole.
I'm down. I think its more along the line of the first bunch of girls I hooked up with were along the lines of if I accidentally grazed the area, I was getting smacked. So all of a sudden, once I hooked up with a girl who didn't freak out, much less really enjoyed it, it became kind of a "hmm". If its clean and well maintained, I have no issues whatsoever playing around, and it adds another element. (By well maintained, I mean not the girls I've hooked up with where they are lovely and manicured up top, but once you get below their vagina...brambles. Shudder) Ive actually never done anal. The 2-3 girls that I've hooked up with that liked it and were open about it, our relationships never got to that point. Most of the girls I've played around with the backdoor it was very much a "tongue and finger are great, dont you dare put your dick near there". But yea, I'm pretty open, I'm a big post-shower hookup fan, lets get weird. I'll draw the line at anything bigger than a finger going in my ass, cause yea, I'm not THAT open.
Taint bad As long as there's showering involved beforehand, I'll give a lick and take a lick, but I don't have any interest in being penetrated. Since we do this same thread about once a year, I'll just leave Pinkcup's comment from last year's right here. It's the best, imho. I mean, I got a boner just re-reading it . . . If that dude really is dying in that gif, why they heck doesn't it continue until he conks his head on the chair? Ripoff.
... Can we add a vote option for those who just have a fine appreciation for the actual phrase "butt stuff", in and of itself?
Somewhere, PinkCup just felt a tingle go down her spine and the phrase "I am needed" pop into her head.
Maybe he didn't die, maybe he had a cold and the video just happened to be shot when he got a whiff of Vicks Vapor Rub after he applied some on his chest? Or maybe he is in fact saying "ass play" just as someone overstimulates his prostate. Christ I'm going to Hell...
I once heard the taste of a girl's asshole described as "like a tart battery". I think that's accurate... I'm a huge fan of giving anything involving a (hot) woman's ass, in fact she would be justified in taking it as high compliment, but I have no crazy desire to be on the receiving end.
If its right after a shower, assholes taste like nothing. Within 10 minutes, it tastes like an asshole. But its not shit, per se. Its just ass. I have no issues playing around down there. If I'm going down on girl, I might put a finger tip inside. Sometimes, she pushes your hand away and other times she moans louder. I've also been with several women who enjoyed anal sex. Its a really different sensation, so it can be fun. People always get scared..."What if you get shit on your dick?!" You go fucking wash it off and make no big deal about it. If you do make a stink...haha...you will likely never get to fuck her in the ass again. She will be too paranoid.
I do not think this is entirely accurate. Sure, some assholes taste like a tart battery. There's definitely a metallic aftertaste with certain buttholes, although it can range from "battery" to "penny" to "tines of a new fork." A few assholes will taste like body sweat--usually after a strenuous workout or sweaty time outdoors. Whatever, it's not too bad. Other buttholes will taste like absolutely nothing. It's super blah but not unpleasant. Kind of like drinking water when you're not particularly thirsty. And some taste like soap, which is odd when you first encounter it. I don't mind that, although I probably just think it's super adorable that a gentleman got so nervous about me nosing around his back door that he decided to take a handful of body wash and a Brillo pad to his asshole in preparation for my arrival. Mostly, asshole tastes like hamburgers. When you gently form a thick hamburger patty with your hands, grill it until it's moist and juicy, and then let it rest on a plate for a bit before serving it....that greasy, delicious goodness making a delectable sheen on the surface of the hamburger patty? That is what asshole tastes like.
Heh. Receiving butt stuff is one of the very few things that I don't like. Have tried it in almost every viable permutation that I've thought of, and didn't enjoy any of it (except for one time when I was high as a fucking kite on weed that had (and I quote) 'some other shit' in it. That experiment has never been repeatable though. Giving butt stuff? Now that's a good time. I'm always surprised how many otherwise experienced and sexually inventive women have never been rimmed. And I mean, I'm not into it right after a big meal of Mexican food (or Indian for that matter) and if she's just come from the gym or all day at an office job with inadequate air con - she needs a shower first. But in general, no qualms. I'm not entirely sure who's asshole pinkcup has been eating, but honestly, that kind of taste the rainbow experience hasn't been my experience. I have a fairly limited sense of smell, and I've been told that might make my sense of taste less discerning than other peoples, but while the tart battery thing I kind of get? The rest of the nuance and bouquet of textures and aromas that she's describing just sound like she's spent way too much time eating ass while watching Anthony Bourdain Edit - well fuck, I didn't mean to scrub previous results from the poll when I added that option. But lets face it, we're all thinking it...
I'm so fucking pissed that you killed the idea of a hamburger for me for a while. Goddammit. No. Assplay is not okay. Leave my butt alone. I'll reciprocate.