I'm in a relationship that has come to a point where neither myself nor my girlfriend is happy, and it's time for us to move on. I started out writing this on the Advice Board, but I quickly realized that I don't really want advice on *how* to break up, but rather stories of breakups that have gone either horribly horribly wrong, or smoothly 2 weeks before the wedding (the LTribbey thread on the RMMB was pretty much gold). So spill it, TiB. Any vases thrown at your head that sailed into the TV after you got caught cheating? Have you disappeared into a new state with a new identity without telling your (in)significant other? Let's hear it.