It's most widely known as "blacking out". John Mulaney describes it best: "It's when you drink so much that your brain goes to sleep, but your body gets all Eye Of The Tiger and soldiers on!!" It's extremely difficult for me to achieve a full-on blackout, but many-a-times in the past I've provided helpful play-by-play review for my retard friends because of the two or so hours that is completely shot from their memory: HIM: "Chris, Why is there dry blood all over my foot and why does it hurt so much?" ME: "Well Rob, you where walking on the sidewalk with that girl you picked up on the dancefloor, you came across a group of buskers playing the drums on Tupperware containers. You yelled "FIELD GOAL, FAT-ASS!!!!" and kicked their metal bucket of change all over Richmond Street, and you were wearing beach sandals. That's fucking why." That, or you act like this: Spoiler Focus: Blackouts. What kind of depraved horrors, evil vandalism or idiotic money managing did you find out about the day after? Did you get the blessing of witnessing a friend commiting most embarrassing alcohol-influenced acts humanly possible?