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Boxers or Briefs?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jennitalia, Mar 9, 2011.

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  1. Briefs (incl. but not limited to tighty-whities)

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  2. Boxers

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  3. Boxer-Briefs

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  4. Saxx (seriously?)

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  5. Commando

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  6. Nothing Can Contain the Junk of Chater

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Boxer-briefs. Not only do they gently cup my balls, but my ass looks pretty great in them. I actually buy "trunk style" so I can feel European, show off my getaway sticks.

    BVD has the best bang for my buck. 3 pack, they hold up pretty damn well. Fruit of the Loom's elasticity gives out after a few hours, might as free ball it then. Same with Hanes and the rest of the Walmart brands. And no way is $20 a pair Klein/Polo/etc worth it unless they come with a built-in pair of lips on the crotch.
     
  2. cynismus

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    Boxer-briefs. There's something oddly satisfying about taking an amazing dump, pulling up my underwear, and just for the hell of it, snapping the elastic band just a bit. It's like a solitary clap from the gallery congratulating me on my domination of the porcelain throne.

    Plus, they are comfortable.
     
  3. Bogan

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    My balls love freedom and prefer boxers. I recently bought some boxer-briefs to give them a whirl and can't say I'm a convert. I'll still wear them though, cos damnit, I paid $10 for 'em. The Saxx pic doesn't load for me, but I assume they're either utter genius or an abomination. Not sure I want to google it.
     
  4. Fracas

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    Boxers.

    So my dick can breathe.

     
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    I have both boxers and boxer-briefs and wear both. But the amount of movement I'll be doing that day determines the underoos I wear. More movement=boxer-briefs ie: flying, gym, running, etc. Less movement=boxers ie: sitting in classrooms, lounging, etc. I'd rather not risk getting my nuts smashed with the control inputs while flying and prefer to keep my best assets close to me and not dangling around when they don't need to be.
     
  6. audreymonroe

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    I voted boxer briefs. I think they're the sexiest. I don't have much logic behind this, but they feel the most adult to me. Boxers can easily look kind of ratty, and remind me a lot of college boys hanging out in their underwear. That being said, though, boxers are fine too, as long as they don't have an embarrassing print on them.
     
  7. JGold

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    Why does it have to be one or the other? I go for boxer-briefs when I'm doing something active or dressing up and boxers when I'm lounging. Both have their uses, and a little variety never hurt anyone. I'd say my wardrobe is 60/40 boxers to boxer-briefs.
     
  8. KillaKam

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    Boxer Briefs FTW.

    Comfort, with just the right balance of gonad freedom and protection.

    When running/working out, I usually wear the Under Armour spandex for a little more security.
     
  9. lust4life

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    Did you have a brush with someone like this?
     
  10. Haterade

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    So people who wear underwear that keeps their junk close are gay because they don't want their balls flopping up and down all day?

    Oh, and by the way hair was meant to grow. That's the way it was made. Does that make us all faggots for getting haircuts too?
     
  11. McSmallstuff

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    As others have said, boxer-briefs for the win!

    Briefs feel like the beggining stages of castration.

    Boxers have a tendency to roll up the leg, and cut off circulation. This leads to uncomfortable hands-down-the-pants-in-public situations. And really you can only stick your hands down your junk so many times in a Chuck-E-Cheese before you have to begin sentences with "pursuant to Megan's Law." (Not that I would know from experience or anything. Pure conjecture on my part.)

    Boxer-briefs provide the best of both worlds. Comfort without loss of support. And freedom of movement without constriction.
     
  12. benny lava

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    Boxer briefs.
    My boys need a house.
    Briefs can be too uncomfortable and tight at times.
    Boxers ride up the leg and ass too much.
    Without the comfort and security of boxer briefs, I may as well go commando... which with my active life style, could leave me in common precarious situations with which I am not comfortable with.
     
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    To be fair, the odds of any guy who gets his underwear from lululemon ending up naked with a woman are slim.

    Wrong. I'm quite consciously screaming for FutureWife's mouth on it.
     
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    Gentlemen, why go commando when you can go Greek?
     
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    I have mostly Box-briefs, and some boxers as well. A little variety never hurts. Tighties are for perverted weirdos and dudes who can't let go of the 1980's.
     
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    Because, simply, some of us are no longer equipped for that method of dress.
     
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    Briefs, (and absolutely NOT tighty-whities) but with a caveat - I get them several sizes too big so my junk doesn't feel constricted. Boxers and boxer-briefs have that tendency to roll up on my legs and that drives me crazy. I've tried boxer-briefs but the only ones that don't roll up are too damn tight around my balls that I couldn't stand them.
     
  18. Nitwit

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    I went commando a couple years ago and haven't looked back.

    The only time I put on restraints are when I'm exercising or working manually in hot weather.

    Otherwise they might rub on the sides of my knees and get chaffed or something.
     
  19. GTE

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    Is that what they are calling it these days?
     
  20. zyron

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    So it basically looks like you're wearing a diaper. That must drive the women wild when you take your pants off.