I'm an ass man. Something about the way a woman sways her hips when she walks + an amazing ass is jaw-dropping. That being said, I tend to like the B-C cup range. Boobs.
What can I do I am obsessed with big natural boobies. While i've dated girls with many different sizes and varieties of tits, i've realized at this point that settling down with a girl with tits smaller than ds is impossible for me because I'll never be satisfied. I really hope I can find a girl who is intelligent and has big boobs because if I don't i'm fucked. I really wish it wasn't this way but I can't fucking help it. I can't watch a porn of a girl without big tits and I fucking hate fake tits. Luckily my fuck buddy right now has a lovely set of dds so i'm fine for now but in the future who knows where I'll end up.
Ghettoastronaut hit my preferences right on the dot. I have only hooked up with one girl with C+ in cup size and afterwards I sat there in the dark and thought how I prefered the smallish with nice perk nipples. I guess you could say the nipples are what get me. The C cupper I hooked up with had pretty large aereola, and I am definitely a man of smaller perky nipple taste. This is ideal: NSFW In conclusion: B cup with perky nips. Fuck yes.
That's the thing... she may be ideal for you, but doesn't do a thing for me. My ideal woman has curves, and hips, and boobs. You can fuck her senseless and won't bruise yourself on her hips or dislocate one of her joints.* My ideal: *I'm a big guy, and when the "Rutting Rhino" builds up momentum and really gets going, shit's going to happen. When you go 4x4'ing, you drive a truck... not a smart car.
I like em all. Except the pancake titties where the boob has all the the weight bunched up at the bottom. Hard to explain but I once saw a girl flash her tits and it was like the mammary muscle/fat was about the size of a fist and hung the bottom of her boob like a sack of nickels. I felt sad for her since all girls deserve to have boobs that can be worshipped by men world wide.
I am an ass/leg man thru and thru. That being said, I enjoy a nice set of tits as much as the next man. Firm, with nice nipples is ideal. I LOVE me some fake ones. Don't know why, but they are a huge turn on for me. No refund gap though. Oh yeah, to correct some of you. They are not fake, the correct term is aftermarket. If they were fake, they would disappear when you touched them.
I prefer small but curvy women. Give me curvy hips, a firm ass, and a small but appreciable pair of boobs and I'm perfectly content. Conversely, my reaction to a pair of DDs with a flabby or flat ass is a disappointed "meh". Then again, I don't really get either, so my standards don't mean shit.
I really have no interest in giant boobs. Medium sized are nice but the body type I prefer tends to come with small boobs. I generally like tiny, athletic girls and the majority of girls with that body type are small to medium. Frankly, I've dated a couple girls with big boobs and I don't get nearly as much mileage out of them as a nice ass. Someone else in the thread mentioned back dimples - give me back dimples over a nice athletic (not flat) ass and I'm smitten.
Fake tits don't do that circular bouncing motion natural tits do when you're ramming the shit out of a girl. The girl I'm dating now gets Ds on birth control*, but has full Cs now with what I like to call "finger tip nipples". And by god, when I'm watching them bounce, I have to think of baseball, the stock market and even Canadian Football to calm down. Its the bounce, very important. Plus, when girls that have fake tits bend over, they get those weird lines in the sides, like a ziplock of water that's not filled up all the way. Not sexy. *(I know, I know I'm trying to get her back on it but she gains 10 lbs elsewhere and thinks I'll care...silly women)
I waffled between medium and large, selected large but that's a poor way to describe what I consider ideal boobs. The number one criterion for me is roundness, preferably natural. The woman Rabbit posted: ...Is pretty much perfect, as has been said. I'd give her a 99.9%. The other tenth of a percent would be just a slight size increase, larger than which diminishing returns would kick in. Obviously, if she were subverting and indoctrinating my bodily fluids in the warm Caribbean surf, I'd be at minimum 100% happy, to hell with any perfectionist size increase.
I usually notice the ass first. I nice ass will interest me more than nice tits. But, the tits can't be too small or too big. An ass that isn't great is still more forgivable than tits that aren't great.
Stop. Just stop. As someone who had purchased no less than five sets of boobs for various fiancee's/g-f's/ATM's with a vag, a fine ass supersedes all else. A nice ass means she's in shape, cares for her body and, most importantly, loves anal. Any argument otherwise is just plain silly.
5 sets? That you paid for? And you aren't even a boob guy? There is one born every minute, isn't there?