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Boobs, boobs, BOOBS (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Jan 6, 2011.

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How d'ya like'em?

  1. Small

    15 vote(s)
    4.8%
  2. Medium

    140 vote(s)
    44.4%
  3. Large

    73 vote(s)
    23.2%
  4. XL

    25 vote(s)
    7.9%
  5. XXL (Fake)

    4 vote(s)
    1.3%
  6. I'm an Ass Man and Don't Care

    39 vote(s)
    12.4%
  7. I Don't Care because I Only Like Women for their Minds

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  8. I'm a Woman and I Don't Care

    9 vote(s)
    2.9%
  9. I'm a Woman and You're All Misogynists

    2 vote(s)
    0.6%
  10. CHATER YOU WERE THE BOMB IN PITCH BLACK YO!

    7 vote(s)
    2.2%
  1. Dcc001

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    We haven't done a purely physical thread that objectifies women in awhile.

    Focus: Are you a boob man, or an ass man?

    Alt. Focus: How do you like your boobs?

    Small:
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    Medium (in the middle):
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    Big (natural):
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    Fake:
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    Probably a poll wouldn't hurt here.
     
  2. DrFrylock

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    Focus: Boob man all the way. Any guy thats checking a girl out, disregards her boobs, and then wants to see the ass instead is weird. Now I appreciate a great ass on a girl, but its not going to be the first thing Im checking out. Also boobs carry much more weight in terms of attactiveness, no pun intended. If a girl has a nice rack and lets say fucked up teeth, depending on the caliber of how badly the teeth are fucked up and nice the rack is, she may still be very attractive. If a girl has fucked up teeth or a fucked up face, no tits and a nice ass, then move along, nothing to see here.

    Alt Focus: Medium is perfect. Not to big, not to small.
     
  4. The Village Idiot

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    I like big boobs. I'm just sick like that. Not super-large, but a couple of nice slightly sagging sweater puppies with big nipples? Oh yeah.
     
  5. Rick M

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    I'm an ass man, but boobs are still an important factor. I like them medium sized.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Available.

    I love all kinds of boobs of all shapes. I love them, love them, love them. Was it Ron White that said, "once you see one girls boobs . . . you pretty much want to see them all?"

    I'm surprised you didn't include a nipple sub-focus. Maybe the next thread . . . I seem to remember Farah Fawcett having some really awesome nipples. Hmmm, I'll be right back.
     
  7. Rob4Broncos

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    I've always been an ass man. Put a gun to my head, and I'd prefer a great ass to a great rack. That said, who DOESN'T love boobs (other than people from Utah)? As far as size, I'm partial to smaller boobs. Big ones can be lovely, but I find a majority of the time that they don't sit very well when unsupported. I like my titties to sit high and proud.

    My ex is a 34B, and that's about perfect for me. She was also fond of saying, "Anything more than a mouthful is a waste." While that may sound like desperate justification akin to a guy with a small penis saying "size doesn't matter," I found it to be very true. When I'm with girls with giant Ds, I feel like I should milk them or something.

    Most importantly, I'm a bigger fan of Chater's later work. His earlier stuff was alright, but he really came into his own over the last few years. Keep it up, Mr. Toretto.
     
  8. xrayvision

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    Yes, you make a great point. Excuse me while I go jerk off to Brittany Murphy.

    Edit: damnit! Adjusting quotes on the phone is tough.
     
  9. Primer

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    I'm a sworn ass man, myself. That said, I've slept with or dated a high number of women with large boobs that are disproportionate to their body size - most of my friends assume I'm a boob man because of this. I once (actually several times), hooked up with a chick who has fake boobs and I've got to tell you, it's not all that great. Perhaps the ones she has are not the top-shelf kind but they were just far too firm for my liking.

    I had more too tell you but I forgot, I seem a little distrac
     
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    ^This. I like a nice ass as much as anyone but boobs are my Kryptonite. They make me happy and I like to see (preferably without paying to do so, though that normally won't slow me down much) as many as possible.

    I love them all but if pressed my idea of the perfect pair would be big B or solid C cups. Since the time I saw my first pair of twins (in a movie of course) I've only seen a couple that I didn't like and like a train wreck it is nearly impossible to look away.
     
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    I agree. I love all sizes of boobs, but I always seem to be attracted to body types that have small/medium boobs (B or C cup). I like thinner (non-waif) more athletic bodies vs the more curvaceous ones. More Natalie Portman, less Kim Kardashian (although both are attractive).
     
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    SHIT. I think this man deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for this breakthrough scientific theory.

    Honestly, though. For me, I think this hits it spot on.
     
  13. CharlesJohnson

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    I just love women's bodies. Curvy, thin, athletic, tall, short, a little plump? Why, yes, bring it to me. They're soft, smell nice, they taste amazing. Each length of skin, each crevice has it's own uniqueness. I love the contours, the curves, the bones, the bumps, how your tits feel under my hands, the shape of your ass as it fits into my lap; every little movement and squeak, let me take that in. Even your knobby knees you hate, the curved freak toe, or the one boob that's bigger than the other. I love it all until I'm bursting and can't control myself at all. Be comfortable with your body. Let yourself be free around me. If we're fucking I sure as shit am not judging you. Let me see you in every light, at every angle, watch yourself in the mirror while I fuck you. I'm fucking you so you remember that you are a woman. Gals are a fucking work of art that radiate warmth and sex and passion of being alive and FUCK I WILL DEVOUR YOU, just NEED to consume every. Beautiful. Perfect. Inch.

    ....

    Moving on. I chose medium at first and now thinking about it, have no idea why. 90% of the gals I get involved with or go after are A/B cups. I am a small boob guy. That body type is just aces. I've got back problems so they're just easier to pick up and toss around. Of course I doubt it would stop me.

    Having said that, I am probably more about dat ass.
     
  14. scotchcrotch

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    Au natural big'ns. Swing low, sweet chariot.

    Fake tits are ok, but it's like putting a spoiler on a Neon. Everyone knows it doesn't belong on there, looks kind of stupid, and Mexicans prefer it that way.
     
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    I'm non-discriminating when it comes to boob size. From personal experience, smaller boobs tend to have that perfect tear-drop shape. But it doesn't really matter, they are all good. Except for one thing. If the boobs are big and fat and the nipples point to the floor. Fuck that. Inverted nipples creep me out too.
     
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    Well fucking said, sir. I don't remember the last time I've agreed with someone more.

    As the years have gone on, I've become even more appreciative of women's beauty (non-physical as well, but that's not what this thread's about). When puberty hit, I remember being like the dog in 'Up', instantly distracted and fixated on any visible female skin or shape, then finding any semblance of privacy to masturbate furiously over and over. Now, I take my time, rubbing my fingers or face along every possible line or crevace, soaking in all the womanly goodness, to the point where I sometimes forget to fully undress myself until it's time to get down to business, at which point, the longer it goes, the better. I don't even care as much about receiving oral on a regular basis these days. I was with a girl this summer who said "I haven't seen a guy look like he was enjoying himself so much, and all you're doing is kissing my legs...you're pants aren't even off!".

    Regarding the poll, I'll always be an ass man for a few reasons. First, they're easier to check out. Second, boobs are just inherently awesome, no matter the size (though I prefer medium-small, and agree with the "more than a mouthful is a waste" quote), and I'm not gonna critique something girls have no control over (definitley don't prefer fakes). Whereas asses, I find, tell you more about how/if the girl takes care of herself, and big boobs can mean the girl is/will be kinda heavy (though I realize some girls are just born with naturally hot bodies; I refer to them as "my reason for living"). Third, and most important to me, is durability. Titty fucking is one of the greatest inventions/discoveries ever, but you can't pound, squeeze, spank, bite or fuck them anywhere near as much as you can an ass.

    Like most guys, I'm generally more dominant/agressive in bed, but if a girl has well-defined back dimples, my brain goes to mush, and I will do her bidding.
     
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    I think the obviously correct answer is that all boobs are great as long as they fit the girls body type. Personally, I like the medium/small, though I've dated girls with DDs in the past.

    I certainly love boos, but being an ass-man, I've never understood some guys complete obsession with huge tits.

    I feel exactly the opposite of this. If a girl has a nasty looking ass, the rest doesn't matter to me. I mean, where am I gonna be sticking my dick the most? Not in her tits.
     
  18. Juice

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    But this begs the question, why would you be sticking your dick in her ass the most?

    But back to your point, what I said was meant that the girl is within reasonable expectations. If she has a pretty face but her ass looks like a bowl of cottage cheese or she's a beluga whale, then of course that requires a degree of consideration. Would you hook up with a girl with a nice ass but the rest of her looked like Amy Winehouse? If so, that is some hardcore Ass-man dedication.
     
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    CharlesJohnson pretty much nailed down my thoughts here...

    but does anyone want to point out how skewed the poll is presented?
    I can only guess dcc has small boobs, seeing as how the poll is presented with one of the most beautiful women in the world for the example of small and the rest are very, very average looking in comparison. I HAD to vote small. Couldn't make myself pick anything else.
     
  20. JGold

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    FOCUS: Thought I was a boob man, then I dated a girl with a bomb ass, and it was a revelation. I hardly even noticed asses before that. Of course, a nice ass isn't going to cause me to overlook ta-tas. It's a package deal.

    ALT. FOCUS: Small, medium, XL, whatever -- the biggest thing about boobs for me is that they're perky. If I had to choose, I'd say I prefer medium or small, for one reason only. As a woman ages, small and medium boobs will continue to look nice, whereas larger boobs likely will sag all to hell. I also tend to gravitate toward more petite women, who not coincidentally have somewhat petite chests. Too small is a turnoff, though. I need at least a handful.