I'm about to clean up and head out to an event a club I'm in is putting on. A hundred students, twenty some CEOs, and $5000 in silent auction stuff. The keynote speaker is the guy that founded Geek Squad. I'll be flasking it during the event and enjoying the open bar afterwards. Fuck yeah.
LOL WUT And which game are you watching? SF hasn't had a run yet thanks to Hudson. 1 hit through 6 innings. And he was supposed to start the year in the bullpen. No doubt the ATL has the best rotation in the NL right now.
I'm supposed to go to a "white trash" themed birthday party later tonight, but I'm not sure I want to go. I've never been a big fan of theme parties. But I guess all I'd have to wear is some cutoff jean shorts, and bring a few forties. I was thinking something along the lines of the guys in that redneck caption contest. Anyone have any better ideas?
Uhh...aren't nutria just great big giant rats? Why would anybody think them cute or keep them as pets?
yep! but they are sweet as can be! to much to explain over the phone, but these homies are for pettin', not for eatin'!
You bet your ass there are some weirdos out there (me) that would keep giant, cute, adorable rats as pets. I mean, people keep actual rats as pets so it's not a real stretch... I'm waiting for my lindy lesson so that I can teach next week. But as soon as that's over I'm breakin' out the whiskey, baby!
Fuck! I can't drink tonight!!! I gotta drive the CO of the training squadron and a student to the airport at fucking 7am! Looks like I'm DD tonight.
So I am taking over a health club membership that can't be used anymore by a family member. This fitness club has a fucking bar in it. Not a pussy ass smoothie bar. A bar with beer and wine and all that fun stuff. I just don't see how that works.
Stoli on sale, 1.75 and a jug of cranberry for $40. I'm not sure what prices are where ever y'all are, but that about made my day. Grabbed that, bottle of gin, pantry is stocked with tonic and club and I thought I was set for a great night.... but wait... there's arena football?... followed by NASCAR trucks in an hour? Fuck YEAH!!!! All I need is for the fiance to walk in here naked and start sucking my dick and life is going to be perfect.