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blue dog..you're slacking...DRUNK THREAD 04/09

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 9, 2010.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    i literally have a lapful of nutria right now- i apologize for nothing!
     
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    I'm about to clean up and head out to an event a club I'm in is putting on. A hundred students, twenty some CEOs, and $5000 in silent auction stuff. The keynote speaker is the guy that founded Geek Squad.

    I'll be flasking it during the event and enjoying the open bar afterwards. Fuck yeah.
     
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    LOL WUT



    And which game are you watching? SF hasn't had a run yet thanks to Hudson. 1 hit through 6 innings. And he was supposed to start the year in the bullpen. No doubt the ATL has the best rotation in the NL right now.
     
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    I'm supposed to go to a "white trash" themed birthday party later tonight, but I'm not sure I want to go.

    I've never been a big fan of theme parties. But I guess all I'd have to wear is some cutoff jean shorts, and bring a few forties. I was thinking something along the lines of the guys in that redneck caption contest.

    Anyone have any better ideas?
     
  5. Blue Dog

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    say hi to nutter and butter!
     

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    Uhh...aren't nutria just great big giant rats? Why would anybody think them cute or keep them as pets?
     
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    I have a feeling he's not planning to keep them as pets...


    It's dinner time down south.
     

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    Beer showers!
     
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    Bath beer!
     
  10. Blue Dog

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    yep! but they are sweet as can be! to much to explain over the phone, but these homies are for pettin', not for eatin'!
     
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    Yeah, cmon guys. This is South Louisiana, not China Town.
     
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    You bet your ass there are some weirdos out there (me) that would keep giant, cute, adorable rats as pets. I mean, people keep actual rats as pets so it's not a real stretch...

    I'm waiting for my lindy lesson so that I can teach next week. But as soon as that's over I'm breakin' out the whiskey, baby!
     
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    Fuck! I can't drink tonight!!! I gotta drive the CO of the training squadron and a student to the airport at fucking 7am! Looks like I'm DD tonight.
     
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    So I am taking over a health club membership that can't be used anymore by a family member.

    This fitness club has a fucking bar in it. Not a pussy ass smoothie bar. A bar with beer and wine and all that fun stuff. I just don't see how that works.
     
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    Fuck it all. Driving always sobers me up.
     
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    Stoli on sale, 1.75 and a jug of cranberry for $40. I'm not sure what prices are where ever y'all are, but that about made my day.

    Grabbed that, bottle of gin, pantry is stocked with tonic and club and I thought I was set for a great night.... but wait... there's arena football?... followed by NASCAR trucks in an hour? Fuck YEAH!!!!

    All I need is for the fiance to walk in here naked and start sucking my dick and life is going to be perfect.
     
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